Ready for AGI? Nah, We’re Too Busy Being Dumb

AGI in 3-5 Years? Humanity’s Not Ready, But the Robots Don’t CareThe AI overlords are allegedly arriving by 2028, and let’s be real—humans are woefully unprepared. While tech prophets chant about Artificial General Intelligence revolutionizing everything, we’re still out here struggling with CAPTCHA tests. Max Bennett and Lisa Vega take a sledgehammer to the hype, mocking the idea that society is even remotely ready for a brain-bot takeover.Will AGI be a utopian upgrade or just another Silicon Valley fever dream? More importantly, does anyone actually have a plan for what happens when we’re no longer the smartest thing in the room? Sharp analysis, dark humor, and zero mercy—strap in, because the countdown to irrelevance starts now.Note: This project explores the new creative potential unlocked by generative AI, showcasing how a single person, in just two hours, can curate (not create, but curate) a polished podcast series. I recognize the critiques around AI-generated content and the potential for digital clutter but invite you to take a listen on your next walk or drive and see what you think. Audio is AI-generated by Google's NotebookLM. Images by Grok-3 and Magic Studio.