Rebranded Hoarders

The gals celebrate Stef’s most recent scan results; after a long weekend of them playing very hard to get Stef wonders, is this MyChart glitchery, or oncologist witchery? In letters—more MyChart tricks, thanks to that uncaring bitch The Cares Act, for a listener dealing with thyroid cancer reoccurrence. Then, a daughter wants to know if her stage 4 mom is fleeing the nest for good, and when is it time to outsource the lawncare?  Everyone hates a bragging name dropper, but LISTEN... those queens from the huge podcast Forever 35 gave Cancer For Breakfast a sweet ass shout out. Do big heads kill cancer cells?! That would be convenient! RATS peeks into blood cancers. The good news: genetic testing is coming in strong! The bad news? Your rain boots might kill you in your sleep. What’s even IN your basic sunscreen? Hand sanitizer? Not you, too! Amy wonders why we even bother. Le sigh.  Did you know we have CFB merch? Get your own “Crying in my Nightgown” mug on our website, www.cancerforbreakfast.com  NO UPTAKE IN STEF’S BONES!!!NO UPTAKE IN STEF’S BONES!!!NO UPTAKE IN STEF’S BONES!!!NO UPTAKE IN STEF’S BONES!!!NO UPTAKE IN STEF’S BONES!!!NO UPTAKE IN STEF’S BONES!!!To learn more about the RATS in this episode, go here and here. RATS theme song by Jessica Boudreaux  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.