He Stuck A Chain Of Beads Up His Urethra!! | Reading Reddit Stories | 2DJB EP58 |

Welcome to the CHAOS! This episode is PACKED with Reddit's most insane stories - from medical emergencies to jaw-dropping revenge plots.Mike and Dylan dive into a collection of TIFU stories, r/PettyRevenge tales, and AITAH drama that'll have you screaming at your screen.First up: a guy who learned the HARD way why magnetic toys shouldn't go where the sun don't shine (yes, there's a hospital update). Then we've got petty revenge that accidentally destroyed a marriage, a workplace sabotage masterclass, and a "cute" food preference that exposed a 6-year relationship built on lies and predatory behavior.TIMESTAMPS:00:00:07 - Welcome & Episode Setup00:03:09 - TIFU: The Bucky Balls Medical Disaster00:11:20 - Hospital Update & X-Ray Results00:21:58 - TIFU: Church Fart Betrayal00:29:36 - Revenge: The Real Estate Agent Takedown00:36:16 - Malicious Compliance: Excel Sabotage at Work00:43:28 - AITA: Spaghetti Sauce & Dating a Child00:51:45 - AITA: "I Don't Want to Be Responsible"01:00:27 - Wrap-Up & Podcast AnnouncementsYou can listen to the more wild podcast "Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love.SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon/Memberships⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ BONUS EPISODES☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ with code MADHD🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Submit your own drama or Reddit Stories for Mike and Dylan to read at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Make sure to tag it as 2DJB so we read it on the right podcast.About LaborLama (Use code MADHD for 10% off)When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠