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Jimbo, Carl Anka and Daniel Storey try and make sense of quite possibly the greatest day of tournament football ever.Switzerland knock out world champions France on penalties after a 3-3 draw in Bucharest. We try to explain the magnificence of Xhaka and Pogba. And would France have fared better with Laporte?Speaking of Laporte, his Spanish side beat Croatia 5-3 after extra time. How to explain a free-scoring team with a struggling striker?England and Germany face off at Wembley on Tuesday. Raphael Honigstein tells us why he’s worried about German improv up against a heavily rehearsed England.Plus Sweden Ukraine, Dutch despair from 2000 and attempting to explain the own goal epidemic.RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1: Switzerland knock out France on penalties (04m 30s)• PART 2: Croatia 3-5 Spain (19m 00s)• PART 3a: England v Germany preview with Raphael Honigstein (31m 30s)• PART 3b: Sweden v Ukraine preview (47m 00s)• PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (51m 30s)• PART 5: On This Day – Toldo and Totti torment the Dutch (54m 00s)SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £1 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS:• theathletic.com/totally GET IN TOUCH:• follow us on Instagram• find us on Facebook• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:• check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.