“Reincarnated Toddlers, Beach Trash, and the Sperm Sprint: Welcome to Earth!”

Strap in, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is a wild one! We kick things off with the National Days of April 18th (because apparently, every day needs a holiday). Then it gets real strange, real fast: a 3-year-old claims he's been reincarnated, correctly identifies a village, his past home, his killer, the body location, AND the murder weapon. Someone get this kid a Netflix deal. We dive into the grossest beach cleanup story from New Jersey—spoiler alert: you’ll never look at the ocean the same way again. Then we explore the age-old mystery: Why do old people smell? Is it science? Is it mothballs? You’ll find out. Also on the slab: Tom Brady possibly joining WWE, a sperm race in Los Angeles that’s not what you think (or maybe it is), and a restaurant giving skinny people a discount—cue the body image debates and food fights. It’s bold, bizarre, and belly-laugh-inducing. The only morning show where reincarnation, pro wrestling, and sperm races somehow make sense together. Welcome to Morning Crankers.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.