Relatively Speaking Podcast: Cowboys are awesome, Tom Brady is still awesome

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help ease you into your workweek. Why? Because we have an unconditional love for our listeners, obviously. After bragging about being well above the .500 mark picking NFL games, some insights are discussed concerning the weekend's slate of games. To briefly highlight what is mentioned: The Dallas Cowboys, Dak Prescott, their offensive line, are all super awesome and we should worship Jerry Jones for being a genius. Tom Brady is not only still very much good looking, but he remains the best gunslinger in all of the National Football League. Are the Buffalo Bills good? Save for the Patriots, are there any other elite-level teams? And, of course, more! Bad Tweets returns this week. Joseph basically uses it as a platform to discuss the Nigel Hayes backlash even more... even though he wrote 2,000 words on it recently. Jared wants to discuss "The Heist of the Century" trade between the Chicago Bulls and Milwaukee Bucks! As for Absurd Questions, Joseph is interested in if Jared would drink a full gallon of creamer and Jared wants to know about eating food out of a can. It's complicated stuff, to be honest, so you just need to keep your ears open and listen. Be safe everyone. Don't text while driving -- or, for that matter, do advanced geometry while operating any form of vehicle. Follow Jared on the rough and tumble future-device known as Twitter @JMintzHoops. You can do a similar thing with Joseph, who can be found on the mean streets @JosephNardone.