Relatively Speaking Podcast: LaVar Ball, Dana White and more

The Relatively Speaking Podcast cares not for your NCAA Tournament bracket. Put down the social media device, refrain from telling us about what Cinderella is going to make a run, and realize that your hopes and dreams of winning whatever office pool you are in matters to us as much as we care about Larry from two blocks over. Yeah. Seriously. {Expletive} Larry! Hey, did you guys know Lonzo Ball is a good basketball player? Word on the mean streets of people having a brain tell us most of you do. Those same people, though, say his father, LaVarr, is as nuts as a two-headed unicorn. Jared and Joseph discuss everything happening in the Ball family home. Is it nuts? Is LaVarr using his kids for profit? Is daddy dearest actually a genius who is railing against the NCAA's free-labor system? So many gosh slam questions. Luckily for you, our friend, we have answers. Dana White has thoughts on the supposed "soon to happen" mega-fight between two athletes from two different sports. While few would care to see LeBron James play Darren Daulton in a game of jump rope, a nation wouldn't mind two prizefighters doing battle in a sport only one of the two of them actually participates in. Jared and Joseph, naturally, have even more thoughts! One of America's most favorite -- and lazily put together -- podcast segments is back! Ask Me Anything (AMA, for you cool kids), is a straight flame emoji this week. After receiving millions upon millions of tweets asking the hosts questions, the dastardly duo give planet Earth some answers! OK. Fine. Whatever. There were like 10 tweets. You can follow Jared on the future-device known as Twitter @JMintzHoops. Follow Joseph at @JosephNardone.