Religion Actually Says 2026 Is The Start of World War 3.

In March 2026, as the “Second Civil War” chatter ramps up and the world feels like it’s teetering on the edge of total bullshit, Star Trek canon smugly reminds us that **World War III** officially kicks off this very year—running through 2053 with a body count of around 600 million, courtesy of nuclear fuckery, eco-terrorist Colonel Phillip Green, and his “purity” genocide bullshit—thanks in part to timeline meddling by Romulan time-traveling pricks who shoved the Eugenics Wars out of the ‘90s and into the future to keep things spicy. The upside? After we nearly wipe ourselves out in the Post-Atomic Horror, Vulcans finally land in Montana for First Contact, drop warp tech, and force humanity into a much-needed ego-obliterating reality check where borders, money-grubbing, and follower-count obsessions look like toddler sandbox fights; scarcity gets curb-stomped by replicator-like abundance, survival stops being a capitalist subscription scam, and we pivot to actually building a world worth a damn—though honestly, with the proto-warp tech we already have for universal basics like housing and healthcare, we could skip the radioactive apocalypse and just grow the fuck up now instead of waiting for space nerds to lecture our charred asses. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit misongrey.substack.com