Remember Me (2010)

Robert Pattinson broods his way through Pre-9/11 New York City in this yappy genre gumbo: One part Nicholas Sparks, Two Parts 2005's Stay, Three Parts masturbatory memoir. It is less a movie and more a ride. The story arc is built by fiddlestix as young love blooms in the shadow of the twin towers. The ending makes it one of the worst movies of the 2010s. We trace the life of Remember Me from conception (they started with the ending!), production (Pattinson needed security to take a piss), release (Tiger Beats saved it), reception (rage against the screen) Join us as we trace the life of Remember Me...