Residential Evil Plot FOR SALE! (Resident Evil, 2002)

No matter how the housing market looks, don’t buy property in resident evil. That’s a decision that will bite you in the butt! Sidney and Jack didn’t follow this advice and decided to visit the neighborhood only to find a city in complete disorder. Shambling zombies, blood-thirsty dogs, gas masked soldiers and a pesky HOA president named the Red Queen all made for an unwelcome stay. 0/5 stars. Luckily, final femme Alice saved our host’s asses and whisked them to safety just in time for them to put out this episode!