Review of DC Universe Rebirth

SPOILERS FOR DCU REBIRTH ISSUE #1.  This is one of our lost episodes.  (Eventually, I found it, so here you go.)  In this episode Chuck and Steve (that's us), we turn the pages of DC Universe "Rebirth" Issue #1.  We follow Kid Flash Wally West as he peeps on Batman in the Guano Cave.  What are you watching on those 9 screens, Bruce??  And then we follow Wally through his own "It's a Wonderful Life" story, just to see who really loved him, who he could reach out to, and who couldn't be bothered.  Pretty sure Captain Boomerang is a better buddy to Wally West than AquaMan.  We ask questions such as: how does Flash get his pizzas to deliver to kids he rescues?  Is Dr. Manhattan powerful enough to create a DC universe that lasts longer than the new 52?  Hey DC, any regrets naming Robin, Dick? And, WTF, does the DCU overuse the young ward boy sidekick storyline?  Flash/Kid Flash.  Blue Beetle/ew Blue Beetle, Batman/Robin, The Atom/random college kid named Ryan, Aquaman/Aqua Lad,  etc, etc.  Join us as we use sarcastic humor to explore the new DC diversity.  Tweet us your thoughts or any goofy crap:  #GeekLifeCrisis, @GeekLifeCrisis, @GeekLifeSteve, and @GeekLifeChuck.  Find us on Facebook.  Listener input will always be reviewed and discussed.  Join the #GLA  [email protected].  PEACE!