Rewind or Die Shorts – Ep. 1: The Shelf, the Shrek, and the Big Green Spiral

In the inaugural episode of Rewind or Die Shorts, your favorite trio of movie-loving chaos gremlins returns with:Adam vs. IKEA: An epic tale of wood, rage, and a shelf that may be structurally haunted.Steve disassociates so hard in a grocery store that he flashes back to The Big Green. (Yes, that one. No, we don’t know why either.)Jeff stumbles upon a $14 flea market copy of Shrek 2 and meets a man who might be a prophet… or a scam artist. Or both.PLUS: This week’s Escape Shelf™ picks—movies we watched purely to escape the soul-crushing grind of being alive in the Year of Our Blockbuster, 2025.If you’ve ever yelled at flat-pack instructions, blacked out in a self-checkout line, or defended an overpriced DVD with your entire soul—this episode is for you.Watch something weird. Say something weirder. And don’t trust anyone selling you used DreamWorks discs for double digits.