Right Hole, Wrong Toy: Kinky Adult Toy Safety-S03E17

Recorded: 10/25/2020 / Published: 4/12/2021- Call in at 865-268-4005 to leave your question or visit the Krypt at https://kuldrinskrypt.com. On this episode of The Krypt Mayfair and I have a hilariously interesting article from BuzzFeed talking titled “17 Nurses Reveal The Worst Things People Got Stuck Up Their Penises, Vaginas, And Butts” so we thought we would lighten up a bit and talk about toy safety.Rules to Love By:1: Safe, sane, consensual, and informed2: KNKI: Knowledge, No Intolerance, Kindness, Integrity3: “Submission is not about authority and it’s not about obedience; it is all about relationships of love and respect.” -Wm. Paul Young- “Right Hole, Wrong Toy: Kinky Adult Toy Safety-S03E17”Let’s hear from these medical professionals first and then talk about some safety tips that we all need to follow.- BuzzFeed Article: “17 Nurses Reveal The Worst Things People Got Stuck Up Their Penises, Vaginas, And Butts” https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/things-up-penises-vaginas-and-butts?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bffbbuzzfeed&ref=bffbbuzzfeed&fbclid=IwAR1Kuw3MLGsfhojVSNV1Zz972FIi5wSrNbBzRaRys9a1AOMFWy9AUfVVEls“We asked nurses and doctors in the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the worst thing they've witnessed in the ER. Here are the genital horror stories.Full show notes: https://kuldrinskrypt.com/317 1. A Barbie doll's arm2. A knife3. A potato4. A flashlight5. A crochet needle6. A Lego butt plug7. A lightbulb8. A giant dildo9. A live rat10. A carrot11. A shower head12. A ballerina figurine13. A toy lizard14. A bloody cucumber15. A long piece of floss16. A set of tongs17. And Campbell's beef soup- Healthy Toy Tips: These should be obvious but obviously they are not.1: If it wasn’t made to be a sex toy, don’t use it as one/Don’t use household items.2: Clean, clean, and then clean some more! 3: Know what material your toys are made of.No Phthalates!!! They have been linked to male fertility issues, obesity, type 2 diabetes, asthma, neurodevelopmental issues, and more. (pronounced “thawh-late)4: Know what lubes can be used with what toys.Don’t use silicone lube with silicone toys!5: Don’t be afraid to use condoms on your toys.6: Buy from a credible company.7: Share with care.8: Don’t switch holes without using a condom or disinfecting.9: Inspect your toys regularly for battery leaks, wire shorts, and overall condition.10: Keep them locked away from children!11: If it’s broken, trash it! Do NOT try to fix it!Important Links:Full show notes: https://kuldrinskrypt.com/317 National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255https://KuldrinsKrypt.com/Patreon https://kuldrinskrypt.com/silentcommunication https://KuldrinsKrypt.com/survey https://kuldrinskrypt.com/TeePublic Thank you: Show Producers:-Benefactor ($2,000/month): -Pro Producer ($100/month): -Master Producer ($50/month): -Executive Producer ($25/month) ShadowyFox, JunicornsAngel, Johnny Ferrell, Haru Webb, Rei Webb, LylacWine, and Brendan-Sr. Producers ($10/month): Matt, xEmeraldxWolfx, Roxiebear, Trouble113, ThatPlace: Oklahoma City, JayKayVoss, babylove&Sir, SortOutTheKinks, Master Gabriel, Raefe, Daddy Steve, Sir Pent, PurplePantera, Stella, Grog4life, ArtKitten, AuthorMistressBlackrose, UpstateScCouple, JohnathonHood, and Crystal Force-Producers ($5/month): Kainsin, Alexandria, knot_the_daddy, KJ, Hadea, Sir&Kitten, Raven, Raider69time, Bonneville, Atsila, PWB, MBRpoodle, Baddogbad, CozyCow, and Jace-Jr. Producers ($1/month): K-2SO, Jeremiah, XxLilyXxX, Morgana13, and Rope AficionadoBecome a show producer: https://KuldrinsKrypt.com/PatreonVendors I know, like, trust, and use: (None of these are paid sponsors of the podcast.)- http://bdsmcontracts.org Coupon code: kuldrin20 for a 20% discount on all purchases.- http://whippingstripes.com - My personal maker of most things leather and paracord impact toys.- http://www.torridtimber.com/ - Fine fetish furniture and accessories- https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheCraftyHedonist -Tink’s Toys Fb Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2350280868612699 Fetlife Profile: https://fetlife.com/users/9885653?sp=3 *coupon for listeners*Contact info:Email: [email protected] Group: https://fetlife.com/groups/159275Fb: Kuldrin Fire https://www.facebook.com/kuldrin.fireTwitter: @MasterKuldrin https://twitter.com/MasterKuldrinInstagram: masterkuldrin https://www.instagram.com/masterkuldrin/Patreon: kuldrinskrypt https://www.patreon.com/KuldrinsKryptPaypal: MasterKuldrin http://paypal.me/masterkuldrinhttp://kuldrinskrypt.com/contactresourceLimits and Interest Survey: https://kuldrinskrypt.com/survey