Ring in the New Year, Bury the Trash: The Worst Horror films (that we saw) of 2025

🎉🩸 NEW YEAR, SAME BAD DECISIONS 🩸🎉 Pop the champagne, light the fireworks, and pour one out for your eyeballs — because for our New Year’s Eve episode, we’re both counting down our FIVE WORST horror movies of 2025… so you don’t have to relive the trauma. While the rest of the world celebrates new beginnings, we’re dragging the absolute dumpster fires of horror cinema into the spotlight. From movies that forgot to be scary, to plots that make less sense than a drunk resolution at 11:59 PM, each of us unleashes our personal Bottom 5 — no mercy, no survivors. 🎆 Expect: Questionable budgets Even more questionable acting Plot holes big enough to throw 2026 into And at least one movie we’re convinced was made as a prank We laugh. We rage. We ask, “HOW did this get released?” And as the clock strikes midnight, we officially bury 2025 by roasting its worst horror sins into oblivion. Grab a drink, kiss your loved ones, and join us as we scream our way into the new year — because nothing says Happy New Year like aggressively ranking movies that ruined ours. 🥂💀