RIP NFL Premium +

Week 1 is done and we're both, somehow, in a good mood about it. Charley paid for NFL+ Premium specifically to save money, then spent opening Sunday watching it fail on four different devices while holding a two-month-old in a sweater meant for a toddler. It ended on a piracy site. It ended worse than that, actually. Also: Sean's AJ Brown bet lasted exactly one week, Caleb Williams put up four touchdowns in the highest-scoring Week 1 game in NFL history, and Josh Allen has now had two passing and two rushing touchdowns in Week 1 three years running. Plus: eight players scored 30+ points this week, the most in 35 weeks. Sean makes Charley name the seven players who've led all flex scoring more than once in two years, and it does not go well. Bob got chopped from an 18-team guillotine league in the first week. And Sean plays 18 holes while actively vomiting. Misery Loves Fantasy is a fantasy football podcast for people who take it far too seriously and get nothing back. Two friends of 25 years, no rankings, no advice, just grievance. New episodes weekly. CHAPTERS 00:00 He can't hurt me for fifteen dollars 03:00 Caleb Williams put up 59 09:20 The Giants are actually good 19:50 Josh Allen has done this three years in a row 21:30 Guillotine: Hayden lives, Bob does not 30:20 Eight players scored 30+ 34:40 Name the seven 41:40 Real or fake: Week 1 breakouts 50:30 Misery of the week 59:20 The Dad Zone