RIP shareholder proposals (or views), Marc Benioff needs an off switch, and hot women hate cybertrucks

Story of the Week (DR):Blowhard CEOs:Cerebras CEO Andrew Feldman says you can't 'build something extraordinary' working 38 hours a weekSam Altman Says If Jobs Gets Wiped Out, Maybe They Weren’t Even “Real Work” to Start WithMarc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San FranciscoRon Conway skewers Mark Benioff in board resignation after 25 years: ‘I now barely recognize the person I have so long admired’Peter Thiel says he warned Elon Musk to ditch donating to The Giving Pledge because Bill Gates will give his wealth away ‘to left-wing nonprofits’JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon Says There's a 'Heightened Degree of Uncertainty'Best Buy’s CEO says growing spending power gap between affluent and poor ‘keeps me up at night’Billionaire bosses like Jeff Bezos and Reid Hoffman denounce work-life balance—and some think working nonstop is key to successLogitech CEO Hanneke Faber says she would consider adding an AI agent to her board of directorsPlaid CEO says 'it's inevitable AI will drive our financial lives'Perret graduated from Duke University (BS, Chemistry, Biology) and previously served on the board of trusteesVerizon exec tells unemployed Gen Z they can always volunteer to stand out in the current bleak job market: ‘No one’s going to say no to free work’chief talent officer Christina SchellingFigure AI CEO Brett Adcock says the robotics company is building 'a new species'Adcock received a Bachelor of Science in Business Administration from the University of FloridaLendingTree founder and CEO dies unexpectedly in weekend ATV accident at age 55Douglas Lebda: Chair/CEO, 20% shares, 78% influenceLead Independent DIrector Steven Ozonioa: Chairs Audit Committee and Chairs Compensation Committee; now the longest-tenured director (2011)SEC To Discourage ESG Shareholder Proposals MMGlass Lewis to End Share Voting Guidance Opposed by RepublicansGlass Lewis & Co. is ending its decades-long practice of providing recommendations for shareholder votes after receiving criticisms from Republican leaders for promoting pro-environmental, social and governance issues.Starting with the 2027 annual shareholder season, Glass Lewis will no longer give a “house view” on how investors should vote, according to a paper released by the firm.Instead, the firm’s more than 1,300 clients who oversee a combined $40 trillion will be making their own decisions on corporate resolutions.Glass Lewis had previously given voting recommendations for more than 30,000 annual meetings on everything from executive pay to climate goals. The research firm said 55% of US investors voted based on its guidance. In Europe, about a quarter followed the house view.Meta removes Facebook page allegedly used to target ICE agents after pressure from DOJDuke University Has Officially Ended Its Full-Ride Scholarship For Black Students In Need Of Financial AssistanceBoard of Trustees (34: 14F20M)Duke President and Students (4):Vincent E. Price, President, Duke UniversityAndrew Greene*Sydney HuntRickard StureborgGod people from the same church (2):*Gregory V. Palmer – Retired Bishop, The United Methodist Church*Connie Mitchell Shelton – Bishop, United Methodist ChurchA journalist who also sits on the board of an insurance company (1):Ann Pelham – director of Canal Insurance Company since 2004Business Bros (27)Adam Silver – Commissioner, National Basketball AssociationMary T. Barra – Chair and CEO, General Motors CompanyEddy H. Cue – SVP of Services, AppleAmy Abernethy – Co-Founder, Highlander HealthMelissa Bernstein – Co-Founder, Melissa & Doug; Co-Founder, LifelinesMichael J. Bingle – Vice Chairman, Silver Lake Group*Lisa M. Borders – CEO, LMB Group, LLCTim Cook – CEO, AppleNancy-Ann DeParle – Managing Partner & Co-Founder, Consonance Capital PartnersAndrew H. Dillon – Attorney and Shareholder, Nathan Sommers Gibson DillonAnne Faircloth – President, Faircloth Farms*Grant H. Hill – Chairman, Hill VenturesKathryn A. Hollister – Retired Partner, Deloitte*Karen M. King – Managing Director & COO, Silver LakeGarheng Kong – Founder & Managing Partner, HealthQuest CapitalThomas H. Lister – Retired Senior Partner and Co-Managing Partner, PermiraSharon Marcil – Managing Director & Senior Partner & North America Regional Chair, Boston Consulting GroupPatricia R. Morton – formerly of JPMorgan and Deutsche BankDavid R. Peeler – Senior Advisor, Berkshire PartnersJ.B. Pritzker – Governor, State of Illinois (public official, but also billionaire businessman)Michael G. Rhodes – CEO, Ally FinancialNancy M. Schlichting – Retired CEO, Henry Ford Health System (corporate/health system executive)Michael R. Stone – Firm Partner, TPG (private equity executive)L. Frederick Sutherland – Retired EVP & CFO, ARAMARK CorporationDavid S. Taylor – Senior Advisor, Clayton Dubilier & Rice LLCJeffrey W. Ubben – Founder & Managing Partner, Inclusive Capital PartnersJames C. Zelter – President, Apollo Global ManagementGoodliest of the Week (MM/DR):DR: CEOs get something right?Mark Cuban Urges Companies To Share Stock Options With Employees Amid Rising CEO Pay GapHome Depot founder Arthur Blank donates $50 million to Atlanta’s historically Black colleges and universities via foundationHoward Schultz said he's Worried — 'with a big W' — about AIHe drew parallels between the speed at which social media progressed, how regulation around social media lagged behind, and warned that AI is on the same trajectory.MM: Ron Conway skewers Mark Benioff in board resignation after 25 years: ‘I now barely recognize the person I have so long admired’ DRMM: Houston American Energy Declassifies Board of Directors MMAssholiest of the Week (MM):Marc Benioff DRMarc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San FranciscoDemocrat, Republican - is there an off switch for billionaires?He said it at the Dreamforce conference - the Salesforce conference where they talk about AI and stuffIn 2023, he threatened to take the conference to another city because of homelessness and drug use in the cityAt the time he made the threat, he was worth 8bnPOPULIST MATHThere are an estimated 8,000 or so homeless people in SFThe median home price in Oakland is 800kIf he bought EVERY homeless person a house, including the children, in cash, he would still be worth 4bn todayHe posted this last night - “safest Dreamforce ever” with a picture of him and a cop… so, national guard?: Maybe he meant he needs the National Guard at Salesforce’s offices: Salesforce linked security breach fallout escalates with qantas leak - an estimated 1 BILLION records were hackedThe labor con jobVerizon exec tells unemployed Gen Z they can always volunteer to stand out in the current bleak job market: ‘No one’s going to say no to free work’Yeah, just work for free, it’ll be good for you!Gen Z’s misery is real: Most workers in this economy lack a voice and are stuck in low-quality jobs, a massive Gates-backed study findsYeah, but just work for free!There’s a shocking disparity between how high-income and low-income earners feel about the economyWhy?  Working for free is like, really good for your resume and gap time!Sam Altman Says If Jobs Gets Wiped Out, Maybe They Weren’t Even “Real Work” to Start WithRight!  Your work was fake, so go work for free!  Starving is much realer than your job was.Gavin NewsomGavin Newsom Vetoes Bill to Protect Kids From Predatory AISam AltmanSam Altman says OpenAI isn't 'moral police of the world' after erotica ChatGPT post blows upHeadliniest of the WeekDR: Divorced Tesla Fan Admits That His Cybertruck Is Repulsive to WomenDR: Lay’s drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn’t know their chips were made out of potatoesMM: DirecTV screensavers will show AI-generated ads with your face in 2026I mostly find it funny that DirecTV still existsMM: Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Is Back to Featuring Hot Women After Failed Woke RebrandNow women of every size and color can be reminded how ugly they are because finally Victoria’s Secret’s won’t put them on a runwayWho Won the Week?DR: Ugly or non-ugly women who divorce men who own CybertrucksMM: Men without cybertrucksPredictionsDR: Glass Lewis rebrands itself simply as GlassMM: Sam Altman is elected Moral Police Sergeant