*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** ... and God Enters! (S3E2 - Fortune and Men’s Eyes)

Time for a little JAIL HOUSE ROCK BAYBEE!! Only not as fun (and wayyyyyy more violent) It’s Archie’s first day in juvenile detention, but you would think he’s going to a real adult prison. After adequatelay being floured and breaded, he tries to get protection with his Serpent tattoo, but winds up getting shanked by a bunch of Ghoulies!! Thank GOD for his hot/cultured roommate! Meanwhile, Ron’s trying to keep everything on track and become student boday president (cause FUCK ETHEL), but turns out Cheryl stole her seat?! All the while Bughead are doing their one true kink, sleuthing for a murdered teen! Will Bughead ever be brave enough to face a pile of sticks? Will Ron be able to keep her life together? WILL THESE TROUBLED TEENS EVER KNOW THE SWEET HIGHS AND LOWS OF HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL?!?! No, NEVER, an LOL THEY ARE SO TROUBLE ARCHIE WTF!!! As always, follow us on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/RudeDudeTD Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rudedudetd/ SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/rudedudetakedowns WE ALSO HAVE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/user/rudedudes You can also email us at [email protected]