*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Bird is the Word! (S3E7 - Man In Black)

HERE COMES THE MAN IN BLACK!!! No fun hat or ANYTHING! JUST PLAIN HIRAM!! This episode is a fun lil three parter! We get to Archie and Jug, running from the law (Hiram). They escape to a small farm in the middle of no where that has a CREEPY vibe to it! Ron realizes that owning a small business isn’t always as easy as it seems, so she calls in resident slime ball, Elio, to help her draw business (in a very dumb way). And Betty’s sneakin’ around the Sisters of Quiet Mercy trying to get secrets, but she faces her worst foe yet... Ethel (YUCK!). Though these stories seem disconnected, they’re all connected by one man... HIRAM LODGE!!! Will Laurie Lake ever get her family back? Will Reggie ever wear those pants again? WILL ETHELS VISION BOARD MANIFES?! Probably not, no (RIP), and LOL could you imagine?!?! As always, follow us on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/RudeDudeTD Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rudedudetd/ SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/rudedudetakedowns WE ALSO HAVE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/user/rudedudes You can also email us at [email protected]