*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** FP Reads a Book... WILLINGLY?! (S1E11 - To Riverdale and Back Again)

Sit back, grab your daily Milkshake, and engage with this work of art!! We've finally hit homecoming, which means it's been 2-3 months since the season started (seriously, we don't know the exact date). This episode is fully of Polly playing on Cheryl's queerness to serve her purposes, and Cover Girl placing (false!) ads! Jughead gets a taste of family, only to have it RIPPED AWAY! But Varchie rises with the sickest guitar spin, and the parents are into it. Now for the list of seemingly innocuous questions we pose: Will Alice successfully manipulate FP into tell her everything? Will Jughead ever get the family he desperately craves? Will Polly EVER get the prenatal  vitamins she NEEDS?! Of course not, no and it's sad, and oh god poor Polly. As always, follow us on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/RudeDudeTD Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rudedudetd/ SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/rudedudetakedowns WE ALSO HAVE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/user/rudedudes You can also email us at [email protected]