*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES*** Little Fascist Bitch! (S4E2 - Fast Times at Riverdale High)

Sadness is over, and we’re going RIGHT back to bonkersville USA! School’s starting up, and Archie wants Mad Dog to get an education and be set off on the right path, but maily wants him to join the Bulldogs. But Reggie WON’T have it, because the only one letting him have it is his dad? Remember how Reggie keeps crying out for help? Well now we can FINALLY address it! Also, a group orgy makes the core four late for school, only to encounter a scoulding from the new principal, Mr Honey. And not even Cheryl can sweeten this bee up, and Honey bans ALL DANCES. So Cheryl throws her own after consulting with Go (Jason). Jughead also gets an offer to join a fancy rich prep school, but is VERY uninterested until FP MAKES HIM GO!! Will Cheryl ever call the electrician so they don’t use up the candelabra? Will Reggie confront his father? WHAT WAS IN JUGHEADS CUP?! No, YAS, and LIQUOR YOU IDIOTS! As always, follow us on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/RudeDudeTD Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rudedudetd/ SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/rudedudetakedowns WE ALSO HAVE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/user/rudedudes You can also email us at [email protected]