*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** Porn Ruins Betty! (S2E11 - The Wrestler)

This episode, we recognize we have the PRIVILEGE of being just us for the first time in a while! But we get into one of the sweatiest episodes yet! We’re all sweating with knowledge (and physical activity). Archie’s playin basket ball, but when Hiram won’t return his phone calls, Veronica suggests he signs up for wrestling. But as it turns out, much like the Pussycats, Archie SLAPS... Onto the mat so hard cause he’s so bad! Meanwhile, Hal and Chic are being real pieces of shit to each other, and all Alice wants is to have a nice family breakfast! More importantly, all Betty wants is to talk about her own scars with Chic.  Also, Jughead learns of the indigenous pleights and colonization, and wants to do something about it! But he’s white, so... Ruins it at every turn! But don’t worry, Tony’s grandpa’s gotta SNEAKY plan! Will Pickens day be all it’s cracked up to be? Did Alice save any of that food for leftovers or just throw it all out? Will Archie ever stretch another part of his body that isn’t his arms? YES! NO (BYE FOOD), and OF COURSE NOT! As always, follow us on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/RudeDudeTD Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rudedudetd/ SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/rudedudetakedowns WE ALSO HAVE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/user/rudedudes You can also email us at [email protected]