*** RIVERDALE RUDE DUDES *** WE SHIP CHUNDY! Ft Carolyn Das (S2E13 - The Tell-Tale Heart)

We don’t know the meaning of omertà on this pod, cause we NEVER keep silent. And neither does our best capo, Carolyn Das!! She joins us for a very special murder episode, involving a MURDER! REMEMBER WHEN ALICE MURDERED SOMEONE?! We walk right into that, Alice is cleaning up blood, and Betty helps! And then the whole episode Betty can’t BELIEVE she just helped cover up a MURDER... FOR HER MOM?! She acts sucpicious, but Jughead things it’s because he’s bad at sex (which he’s not, he FUCKS!! SORRY TONI!)/ Meanwhile, the (now revealed to be) fake FBI is BULLYING Archie to stay with him... And Archie’s had enough abusive relationships with adults, he doesn’t need this one. But he doesn’t know if he should turn on daddy or help him (Hiram, obvi). Also, Veronica may be realizing her parents... Are bad? And Chic is a fucking creep (but we all knew that). Will Betty ever stop wiping apples? Will Archie ever find out what a capo is? Will Chic every CALM THE FUCK DOWN?! Hope so, yes, and LOL NEVER!! As always, follow us on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/RudeDudeTD Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rudedudetd/ SUPPORT US ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/rudedudetakedowns WE ALSO HAVE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/user/rudedudes You can also email us at [email protected]