Rivers Edge

Welcome friends. Welcome back to the 80’s; but the dark 80’s. We’ll not be trifling with the adorable Hughes-ian musings of your Duckie’s or your Long Duck Dong’s. Here we give you gems like: “Stick your head up your ass if you want quiet time.” With this episode, we are bringing so much to bear! We are going back-to-back Keanu. We are showing Keanu and Hopper before Speed. And we’re both really confused about Back to the Future. Embarrassingly. Also ahead in this listen, Todd is rendered speechless again, we discuss 80’s staples like big sweaters, obsession with jockstraps and 80’s name-calling (maybe the best era of name-calling?), we have a Zen moment early, Ryan won’t stop talking like Crispin Glover, we confuse EDM and ASMR and we can only wish the actor from this and Teen Witch gets the proper honor he deserves for being an acting genius. Joshua John Miller, we didn’t deserve you. Thank you so much for listening and please reach out to us with your favorite show on the Aboriginal Peoples Television Network. [email protected] #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #nomoreimpressions #mrsveal #allthekeanu #vinnocence