RIZZO & JEFF-A-PALOOZA… We ran into Dr Crane’s 24” python

RIZZO & JEFF-A-PALOOZA… Have a big concert tonight and whip the boys around on the way. We picked up a magazine with terrible a listers coming back, talked celebrity underwear, almost got our ass kicked by Tom Hanks and Wilson, and ran into Dr Crane’s 24” python. Luckily we sold enough necco wafers, raisins, and good and plenty’s to throw a MAJOR Event featuring O Town, The Judy Garland Band, Wing, Gwar, Will Smith and OF COURSE our headliners. That’ll be $69.95. Refunds? Refund deez nuts Josh Allen.