Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Friday 8/2

It's Patttt!! Opening audio kicked off with a man singing a love poem to his woman who he claims is worried about him dating other women...Worry about where your lady is at Pat...A swiftie couldn't work a record player...No surprise...The elders are joining MS-13? A man stole a Walmart electric cart and went on a 2 MPH high speed chase...The Walmart greeter could have stopped him but didn't...We know who they are...A guy called the cops on the fact that cops were making too much noise with their police sirens near his house as they were doing their job...Can we leave the ABC song alone...It has now been changed in schools...Thank you Johnny for chiming in about it...Your call was a 9 on the tanner score...Olympic men's rowing scored some gold...AVL Fest has kicked off and Spirit Of Halloween stores have begun opening all over the US...Demi Moore has a new cause in her life...Flatulence...She feels we should be more open about it...It also could be the reason a bunch of her relationships did not work out...Ever hear of the GS3...It is a Japanese gang composed of an 88...84 and a 69 year old man...They are the grandpa 3...They run quite a syndicate...Drug trafficking...We decided they needed a good getaway song as they terrorized Japan...Here are some of the ideas...Elvis...Bobby Darin...Patsy Cline...Engelbert Humperdinck...Maybe Jesse And The Rippers and they steal fanny packs...Well the bird is the word...Wendy called and wants some company and wants us to come over after the show...She has some delicious Natty Ice's to quench our thirst...Tom Cruise is going to be descending from the stadium in Paris for the closing ceremonies and somehow will wind up at the Hollywood sign in LA...Rumors are the iPhone will have a new feature to which you will be able to open your phone with just your heartbeat...Rizzo razzled & dazzled with a complete lie that It's Pat 2 is being filmed...What is not a complete lie is that you can check out this Friday episode of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!