Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Monday 4/21

The Pope didn't make it...Rizzo believes it's an inside job as he just met with the Vice President yesterday...It's time for Opening Audio ladies and gentleman...A man showed us how to really talk to the ladies...When you're in a pickle you need the comedy of Dratch...They unveiled a commemorative arch in her hometown and it collapsed...Stick to giving it to Pearlman DeVito...Danny is looking to revive his role of garbage from Sesame Street...All Jelly Roll ever talks about is his weight loss and we wished he would talk about something else...Well he did...He talked about how he pooped himself...We delved a little more into the death of The Pope...The final fan voting for the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame is today, and Chubby Checker may be on the outside looking in...He's in 7th place...Sam's Club is getting rid of all cashiers in all 600 of their stores...A police department was caught playing bingo and having to do things like break into cars or frisking people...What happened to the good old nickname....No one uses nicknames anymore...Meet Parrot and The B...Bryan Adams really misses his tomatoes when he is on the road...That is quite bizarre...He often thinks about his big juicy's...A big boy was put in the friend zone, and he really pulled quite the trick out of the bag...He went on the beach and began sinking into what he called quicksand...Afterwards he and the girl got together....Pat Sajak is set to star on Broadway in a musical that inspired the TV show Colombo...We can't get over the size of his head either...He is extremely top heavy...Also he is 78 years old...This turned into a conversation about big bulbous heads and the celebrities that have them...Peyton Manning, Ron Jeremy and George Costanza just to name a few...A man started a massive fire after he lit his adult toys on fire...Italy is going to have make love rooms in their prisons...We would love for you to make love to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!