Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Thursday 5/9

It’s a Stormy one today on Rizzo and Jeff! No not the one giving testimony. Did the thunderstorms have you up all night wondering if Joy Behar and Ricky Martin could repopulate the Earth? Or if could you win a mid-air brawl over the pacific? How about which celebrity stinks? After learning about Jellyroll’s 5K results we ask who might need a shower- Shaq? Danny Devito? How about Mama June? None of them have ever put out an album so we tested Intern Jacob on the hits of other stars. Can he name ANY or is all hope lost? Speaking of hopeless- how would a knife-less Swiss Army Knife do you ANY good?! One would have really come in handy recently at an Alabama Golden Corral where one woman gave birth waiting in line for Liver and Onions! That’s still better than noshing on a mattress. How would your digestive tract react to that? Constant diarrhea of halitosis, which is worse? Throw on ur Scouting slacks and keep it uncultured with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain.