Rizzo & Jeff IT S CHEE’S BIRTHDAY,

IT S CHEE’S BIRTHDAY, and we’re twerkin for the Mirkin! Hop in the car pool lane for ride, drive past the Monroe Daddys, skip the wishy washy undercover tugs, and cue the drunk reporter! Rizzo already has ALOT of left over gift bags that were meant for his lovers, but it wasn’t enough. Our coupon for the rent a hit man expired, so we asked ‘What Would David Lee Roth do’? RANK SOME BEARDS! Mr T, Yukon Cornelius, Richard Karn, Dick Stillhard, Rutherford B Hayes, Bob Ross, and Captain Lou all entered the arena… but only ONE will stand tall at the end!…. FINE Yomesemite Sam too, you diva. By the way… your mom got any hot friends? Cuz I miss Nancy.