Rizzo & Jeff: The FAST FERRY IS BACK... Sans Seepage!

THE FAST FERRY IS BACK… kinda, as the Pa and Chee Canadian breeze! This time the options and amenities are on a budget. Beds are available for testing the Scandinavian sleep method, separate sheets tucked or untucked? Every hole seeps so you must clean up any and all seepage. Daddy would you like some sausage? Because the food options are guaranteed to be better than dog food- Vienna sausages, potted meat, chef boyardee, bar s hot dogs, spam, sketti, and Natty daddys at the bar. Rizzo is driving the ship while you enjoy the entertainment, Skipper… just don’t ask what else we’re bringing back. And if it doesn’t work THIS TIME, Blame Canada. AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!