Rizzo & Jeff Today was a Bagagaloob Buffet!

Pa has a fresh Andrew Jackson in his pocket and the we gotta spend it! OF COURSE we called our favorite people at Grand Super Buffet to find how- How Many Plates til they cut us off? One woman in another state was charged TWICE! While the phones were still working, we tried to find out how much to insure our shmoops. But then you people broke them. ACCORDING TO ROCHESTER, nobody can afford Whoopi Bush. Not even Shaq and the General. So we had to make a Zach Wilson approved Limewire CD, fill the fishbowls with cheap booze, and prepare for a Milf Hunting weekend. What artists did YOU, the people of Rochester pick for Cougar Jams? Kiss, Trey Songs, Sisqo, Berlin, Pointer Sisters, Etta James and about 900 more. Now let’s get out of here before Stevie Wonder sees us.