Rizzo & Jeff We tried to get Richard Karn but he was busy headlining at the Luxor

Mama Rizzo, you like reading short stories? I got one for ya... Rizzo and Jeff head into the 4th with a flag flying Friday! Our host is Chuck Woolery, no it’s Dick Clark, no it’s Chuck Barris. We tried to get Richard Karn but he was busy headlining at the Luxor. Chee gave the right person the wink on the way out, because WE GOT A TV PILOT! Help us name it and cast it. Mama Rizzo joined us and granted an open fly zone to shirtless world leaders like Biden, Trudeau, The Giuliani’s and The Pope. Fireworks started early as Jeff PUT HIS JOB ON THE LINE! Can you guess the most patriotic song? The Who, Petey Pablo, Woody Guthrie, and The Hulkster all tried. Happy America Miss New Booty. Fight me Bubba Sparxx!