Robert McCall v Chance Boudreaux — Mullets & Funky Floors

Robert McCall from the Equalizer steps into the bayou to face off against the most aggressive mullet in cinematic history — Chance Boudreaux.We’re breaking down snake charming, dramatic slo-mo, and whether funky floors are a legitimate combat advantage. Along the way, we uncover a wild theory about McCall’s true identity, revisit the legend of Home Mart, and (once again) determine if Jordan actually watched the correct JCVD movie.Mullets will fly.Nail guns may or may not be involved.Let’s settle it.