Roll a D20 #13: The SexyMan™

This episode has us join the crew as they control a reality TV contestant. Their goals? Unclear. Their nationality? Surprisingly irrelevant. What is relevant and clear is that they are NOT here to make friends.  Can we just steal you away for a second, so you can enjoy this roughly 45 minute adventure filled with generic white people, shoe fetishes, and deep dark secrets? Remember everybody, Ellen doesn't kill people, she maims.    Special thanks to the band Tangelo for use of their song Valentine for our theme song. Check them out!