"Roll over, Mr. Pancake!" (SERIES 1, EPISODE 5)

Here we go…the very long overdue Episode 5 of Series 1! The lads discuss one of the most bizarre arrest videos out there on YouTube (shoutout to the amazing EWU Bodycam YouTube Channel), Lou’s trip to Lytham, and Lou’s burgeoning cult ‘Beckettology’ takes on a new life as we break down the potential tricks he could use to draw-in the masses in ‘The Gospel According To Lou’. Also, Sinead O’Connor is inducted by Paddy into ‘The Bald of Fame’ while Lou sits there and sulks. As ever, email your ‘Hate The Show’ messages to [email protected]. NEXT EPISODE WILL BE A 2-PART SERIES FINALE WHICH WILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON! FOLLOW THE ‘NEVER MIND THE BALDNESS, HERE’S PADDY AND LOU’ YOUTUBE CHANNEL FOR UPDATES OR ON OUR INSTAGRAM PAGES: Paddy: @patrick_nicholls1 Lou: @beckett9873 NOTE: Part of the reason for the delay is that we had some unexpected sounds issues on it that I’ve tried to clean up the best I can. You may notice some echo on the odd bit, but hopefully it’s not that distracting – it’s a good episode! THANK YOU TO DEMEREECE GREEN FOR CONTINUING TO PROMOTE AND HELP DEVELOP THE SPIRITUAL GENIUS OF “BECKETTOLOGY”. HE TRULY IS ONE OF LOU’S FINEST DISCIPLES AND A LEADING CANDIDATE FOR FUTURE LEADER OF BECKETTOLOGY HIMSELF. *Check out Demereece’s Insta for more updates on his amazing current music, poetry and artistic projects: @dem_1o1*   SONG CREDITS Song certificates granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Paddy and Lou Never Mind The Baldness Podcast (hereinafter: the "Client") as of 15th/24th Dec 2025, regarding the use of the songs: ‘Set Ways’ by Hey Judy ‘The Spirit of Adventure’ by Zac Nelson ‘Eclaire’ by Lux-Inspira ‘Path of the Righteous’ by Alon Peretz   SFX CREDITS This Sound Effect certificate is granted by Artlist Ltd (hereinafter: "Artlist"), to: Paddy and Lou Never Mind The Baldness Podcast (hereinafter: the "Client") as of 1 Dec 2025, regarding the use of the Sound Effect: ‘Stereo power button on and off series’ created by Airborne Sound (hereinafter: the "Asset") by the Client   VOICEOVERS V/O’s written by Paddy Nicholls and generated using HUME A.I and Parrot A.I Aside from generating a few voices for intentions of parody and satire, A.I is not used in any creative form or otherwise throughout the show.   *DISCLAIMER* Donald Trump, Barack Obama and Nigel Farage were not actually featured in this podcast and any resemblance to their voices is intended for purposes of parody only and is not an accurate representation of them or their opinions (or whatever it is you have to say to not get sued).