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Alright everybody, welcome back to WTH3 where we ask the question that everyone has on the top of their dome ski. What the hell happened here? We bring to you straight from the headlines crazy shit that we've seen that we just want to talk about. Give us some light-heartedness to this crazy show, especially for people who don't love long episodes and that we do every day or that don't like true crime that's gory and gross.
Some of these are gross but not gory, most of the time. So let's get right into it. The way we format it is one of us will read a case and the other two don't really know in kind of blind react. So let's see what all y'all think about this one.
So we're going to call this one, I don't know, we'll figure it out when I name it. Alright guys where do you think this one takes place? I bet you can't guess it. Oh man, hold on.
Does it rhyme with Yo Spider? Does it? Do you know how to rhyme? Flowrider.
Flowrider. Flowrider. Flowrider. Come on.
That wasn't your best. It wasn't your best. It's like me saying, you're rhymes with orange. Porridge.
It rhymes with silver, okay? Silver. No word rhymes with silver. Really?
Yeah. Alright anyways, this of course happened in Florida. I don't know Florida and people. We gotta look at our demographics and who's from Florida because I want somebody else to tell me what the hell is happening in Florida.
That could be a series all in itself. Let's talk about you guys ready for this at Florida Woman was arrested after deputies say she went on a rampage with get this a rollerblade. Now that would actually be a pretty decent weapon. I will say that.
Was she on the rollerblade? Was she skating on the rollerblade or was it on her hand? Well, let's talk about it because I'm picturing hands but let's talk about it. I'm not actually sure.
Deputy say it all started when 26 year old Christina Donas and her boyfriend got into an argument on April 23rd, 2021, which is a Friday if you almost know. Now witnesses say Donas got so angry. This is terrible that she smashed her boyfriend's work truck with a rollerblade destroying the truck's windshield inside window. The truck was so badly damaged that it needed thousands of dollars in repairs needing Frederick witnessed it all.
And she said this and I quote, she goes to the XFINITY truck and she starts smashing the windows. I was just like, nah, this can't be real. This can't be real said Frederick. When the victim heard what was happening, he went outside and deputy to say this is when Donna started slapping and hitting him.
The victim says Donna also hit his core again. She then took off. So it's unclear if she hit him with the rollerblade or just beat the shit out of his car with it. But Charlotte County deputies found her leader at her home in the arrestor.
Now she was charged with leaving a scene of a crash involving property damage. The victim says Donas apologized after bonding out of jail and she is going to pay for those damages. So guys, what the hell happened here? First of all, like we said, the beginning, I think that's a pretty decent weapon.
I think personally, to be honest, she should have been skating on the rollerblade and then have one foot available for propelling herself while kicking with the rollerblade. Now imagine the versatility this person has because they can be very quickly either bouncing from one to the other or skating in and out of the way of blows. I mean, you're talking about a supervillain here if they're trained in martial arts properly. So could have been a very dangerous situation.
I'm glad police were on the scene that Master Shredder here could not be any more deadly than she was. I mean, she cost thousands of dollars of damage to this truck. That's a lot of damage, I would say. That dude had to be parked wherever at some point.
Yeah. Yeah, it's a shame. It was his work truck. Although maybe not a shame for him because would he have to be for those damages?
No, I think she would. Right. So that's what I'm saying. I wonder, like, if it was more like if it stayed personal versus like bringing in his work truck, but I think she's in a for creativity.
I know. I wonder. My question is, was she like outside and grab the first thing that she saw? Or did she take these rollerblades off of her feet and say, you know what?
I'm fucking up with these. You know what? To me, I think it's a great cost saving and energy efficient mode of transportation. So I have no issue with however she used to use these rollerblades.
Even if she had somebody, whatever, whatever. You guys heard it here first. Matt thinks the rollerblade is a universal tool. I'd say a very versatile weapon.
I wouldn't say universal tool. It probably can't change my oil or help get my hard drive connected. But you know what? Goddamn it, if it's not a good way to knock somebody out.
So this is probably mean, but Joel's just put a picture of her face in the document and I could 100% if I was to pick someone out of a lineup and say this is the one who's going to beat someone with a rollerblade or beat someone's car with the rollerblade. I'm not going to lie. I think I would choose her. I do think I would choose her.
I thought it was a good addition to the doc to include her picture. She's got some nice eyelashes. The eyebrows are a little bit stressful. Nice.
I know. She looks like she would get out of prison and beat him up again. Like she looks like no. Like I'll do it again.
Like that's what she looks like. Trust me, bitch. I'll do it again. This is what I see in those eyes.
Those eyes see rollerblades and rage and that's what this episode's gonna be called. Wow. All right. Well, you guys, that was a W short just a W.
That was the what there wasn't even. But thank you guys for joining us on this quick, fast, beautiful, easy, breezy, beautiful episode of WTH3. I want to I want to know if you would beat someone that's truck with a rollerblade. Would you go inside and get a hammer?
Do some real damage. I guess you did do some real damage. Like I said, rollerblades are pretty heavy. So I don't know.
I want to know what happened here. I want to know what that'll happen here too, Matt. So on that note, good night, everybody. Stick around for next.