Romance 2.0

What this episode covers

It was just a matter of time before a major recording artist recorded a song using many of the popular “Web 2.0” brand names and lingo. Unfortunately for that major recording artist, this 3rd-rate comedy podcast did it first. And quite well, I might add. Thanks Bucko. Here are the lyrics, with corresponding links, in case you don’t know wtf is going on. Romance 2.0 VERSE: Girl, I can’t shut my googly eyes, You’re so fine I can’t help but look. And imagine your hand, grabbing my d*ck like a pen, and writing all in your face book. CHORUS: Girl you know I dig you Cause you’re so delicious Wanna stumble upon you While you’re doing the dishes Gonna turn you around and stick it in, ya-hoo I’m makin a mess in Your kitchen and your cooch PHONE: P:Hello? L:Hey, you know that girl you poked last week? P:Yeah? L:I’m thinking of poking her later, got any suggestions? P:I know one thing that gets her all a-twitter… L:Oh yeah? What’s that? P:Flick ‘er nipple. L:Flick ‘er nipple? P:Flick ‘er nipple. L:Thanks dude. Ya know, you’re one of my, like, top 8 friends. VERSE: Girl, I must confess, You might say “You too big” But I assure you there’s no need to fret it. You just relax your throat You can trust me, because I wrote The Book of Love and then I went and I read it.

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