EPISODE · Mar 28, 2023 · 11 MIN
Roy Garrett and the Moon Men Part Three of Six
from Modern Exhibits: A Sketch Comedy Podcast · host Bo Segrest
Roy Garrett and the Moon Men! (Part Three of Six) Roy Garrett and his crew try to mend relations with the Moon Men, but Roy Garrett only makes things worse with King Moon. Meanwhile, Squeemy gets laid. Written by Bo Segrest StarringBILL FRYER as ROY GARRETT, SPACE CAPTAIN – late 20s, early 30s. Brave, blonde, and a former high school quarterback. Any woman would be lucky to date him! Everybody, even his girlfriend, refers to him by his full name: ROY GARRETT.BO SEGREST as SQUEEMY – Mid-to-late 20s. Roy Garrett's space cadet. Squeemish, neurotic, always messes up. Victim of both circumstance and his own decisions. ROSEMARY WEST as STARLETT O’MASSES – 25. Roy Garrett's high school sweetheart. Has a lot of dignity, but also is dating Roy Garrett, so how much can you have? Is loyal, kind, smart, and in her first trimester.DYLAN SMITH as RADAR – 35. The nerd of the group. Think NASA's smartest astronaut. Very intelligent, but the others never really let him talk enough to prove it. He knows his own value, but no one else does. Studied astrophysics under Albert Einstein's grandson, who was one of those professors who let students call him by his first name (Jim.)HENRY NICKERSON as HANK – The ship’s computer. Talks like HAL 9000. Is very safe for the group to be around, but everything he says kind of sounds like he's plotting to kill everyone, though he never will. Is programmed to be very concerned for the well-being of the group dynamic. Has a round screen in each room of the ship where he can appear and talk to crew members. He can be removed from the ship so long as a lot of loose wires come along with him. RHETT SOSEBEE as KING MOON - The King of the Moon people. He is a good leader. He recognizes the bravery and heroism in Roy Garrett and his crew. He knows everything there is to know about his people, and most of the time they all live very happily on the moon. Owns a shotgun. ANNA O'DEA as TALLULAH - Space princess of the Moon (King Moon's daughter.) The most beautiful of the Moon Women. A sensual and romantic moon person.DANIEL RAMIREZ as MOON MAN REPORTER - Very enthusiastic sports voice-over artist. Think big, like he's announcing Thursday night football, even though he's announcing crater golf. - Is the only one who talks in Moon-ese. Has a booger sheet that is always kept up to date.SARAH DUBLIN as GOLF BROADCASTER - speaks in a discernible whisper.HANNAH SCHIFFLET as THE NARRATORFeaturing MUSIC & SCORING by KAYLA HUTCHINS If you like the show, help us grow! rate, review, and subscribeFollow us on instagram @modernexhibitspodA part of the Asylum Podcast Network @asylumpodcastsYou can see the cast of Modern Exhibits perform Tuesdays at 8:00pm EST at Improv Asylum Theater in Boston: TICKETS If you like the show, help us grow! rate, review, and subscribeFollow us on instagram @modernexhibitspodA part of the Asylum Podcast Network @asylumpodcastsYou can see the cast of Modern Exhibits perform Tuesdays at 8:00pm EST at Improv Asylum Theater in Boston: TICKETS
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Roy Garrett and the Moon Men Part one of Six -- In the future year of 1999, a brave cosmonaut and his space crew encounter Moon Men.
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