Rubbing A Statue's Crotch Until It Shines

ON TODAY'S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Programming Note! 2:25.177 The Reality Show All About Momma's Boys 3:24.166 Designer Ostomy Bags And Hairy Women 16:47.242 Meade Skelton's Gig(s) Have Been Cancelled 19:08.571 Calling The Cops On your Bad Meth Deal 25:25.779 Subscribe To The Sideshow! Support DV 30:43.660 Streaming Poop Songs Is Big Business 32:42.451 Rubbing A Statue's Crotch Until It Shines 39:21.486 Carpooling With Your Fetus 41:38.964 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 45:42.343 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] - Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page