RUMN8R - A tribute to Dr. Michael Allen (MSU Distinguished Professor)

You earned a few degrees where bad maize goes (i.e. Cornell) Then made your mark with cows at MSU No one would be surprised if your blood was green And smelled like rumen juice But dairy cattle research is all in your past It's time to inhale some better grass See you later, RUMN8R Greener pastures are waiting for you No more chewing your cud Over nerdy science stuff There's a world of things out there to do Let your dreams be your navigator See you later, RUMN8R Trading your desk for fun in the sun Might sound great for a while But jumping chollas and rattlesnakes Can quickly erase any smile Your theory is HOT but Tucson is hotter Let's hope that Elk Lake don't run out of water REPEAT CHORUS Remember happiness ain't an outdoor oven baking thin crust pizza It's all about family and friends, and listening to Lisa REPEAT CHORUS See you later, RUMN8R See you later, RUMN8R Dewey Longuski (BMI) ©2022