Run Qwen 3.5 on Your GPU, Apple Kills the 512GB Mac Studio, and Nobody Can Define AGI

Kai and Maya cover the top stories from Hacker News for March 8, 2026: - A guide to running Qwen 3.5 locally shows just how far open models have come on consumer hardware. - Apple quietly drops the 512GB Mac Studio configuration, feeding suspicions about supply constraints and product strategy. - Another big AGI debate breaks out as people realize the definition keeps shifting every time systems improve. - FrameBook stuffs Framework internals into an old MacBook shell, producing a repairable laptop with cursed but delightful energy. - LLM Writing Tropes becomes a crowd-sourced catalog of the tells that make AI-generated prose instantly recognizable. - Linux running on a PS5 as a Steam Machine taps straight into the hacker fantasy of reclaiming locked-down hardware. - A warning about PyPy's maintenance status raises questions about sustainability for important but less glamorous open-source projects.