Visit bet MDM casino and check out the newest exclusive the price is right fortune pick bet MDM and game sense reminds you to play responsibly 19 plus to wager Ontario only please play responsibly if you have questions are concerned about your gambling or someone close to you Please contact connects Ontario at 1 8 6 5 3 1 2 600 to speak to an advisor We have charge bet MDM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario Baby range is naked in front of you Carmine a lecture is naked in front of you who would you prefer to look at does Carmine Electra have a no a beautiful one do I know Carmine was Carmine first what's the difference answer the question you I told you that his name was Carmine first and I would have to look at this one you won't look at her I will look sure I will look you would more enjoy baby reindeer I would more enjoy not look at you I'm a phobic that's not a gay person It's a woman well how am I home a phone because you're yeah if anything you are you just admit it Hold on hold on you're on your own show because here we go I'm gonna school your Now Welcome to the show everybody it's gonna be a doozy Thank you Dennis for turning off my scene my this is my gun I don't know if I need any more feel like I'm that great of a singer that I should just like do it without any Reverb I think I'm that good Ryan sicklers here right I can see that you were you surprised which is weird because you've seen me do that But you think I got better I do you think you do I sat and listen to it in silence thing I just watched you sing that I didn't hear without the music oh So you heard the role I'm hearing you sing how you feel about right strong strong outro of my mom's a hoe yeah Yeah, it's like you I felt it yeah, sorry I defined out this way. That's all right. So she Every day and then she plets she posts clips of my show on Instagram because she's like moved up from Facebook to Instagram Your mom yeah, cuz you know mums are usually Facebook people but then I was I see her posting stuff and I'm like Oh, no, she's on on the gram And then she'll post clips of the show Usually Hawk versus Wolf which tells you she's more of a fan of Tony Hawk than her own son and so is everybody else into everybody look He's really good at skateboarding, but I am for sure better at podcasting so you're just you're just a dick link everybody You know I think we all remember the first time that we look at our Instagram comments and saw something from our mother who At that point we probably didn't even know had an Instagram account or knew what Instagram was I Had several conversations about you can oh you could be a passive watcher of this not an active participant Oh, why because you don't like things but not comment or you just prefer her just I prefer that she lurk It's weird cuz I like have cousins that I don't even know follow follow me and then all the sudden I'll put up some vile clip featuring some comedian and they like it and I'm like first of all I didn't know you're watching be I don't idea you wrote like that, you know you think you know a person Yeah, I'm always kind of discouraged them from being visible there because like I think 90% of listeners fans are awesome But the other 10% can be a little weird and it's like you're just leaving breadcrumbs to that's that's where I actually live And you don't need to know my mom is you know what I mean? Yeah, I also don't know if some if like Ellis super fans 69 cents My mom a friend request she's gonna accept it.
She's not discriminating. We get we got it Don't say that what don't say that she'll follow because they will they will ask you You know something we can talk about yeah Bring it what bring it in just refuse the way headphones You can't mess up that too. How's this? Never yes, so Wait, I'm happy to wear headphones.
I asked you guys said not necessarily wait Wherever than you guys follow us so it's really great to be here guys. Just assume you had a working knowledge of how microphones work I do mind set up properly at my studio Mind you don't have to sit like I'm just gonna talk to you totally Work the other day so it's new we're new to like where they were okay enjoy secular in profile No, we tried the other one the other way to get to Dennis come on Dennis We could bring in both and you could just kind of work it back and forth right here You're like this I mean that's okay Dennis. This sounds better sounds great. All right First of all thank you guys for having me back welcome back catch me on the road.
Is this me right here? I just want to make sure I can't really one of them. I'm here look like right here Catch me on the road. I'm on tour Ryan's circle.com for all your tickets.
Wait. Are you leaving? Watch the honey do man. This is quick watch the way back Wait, just because the mic doesn't go near your phone Making sure we get it in now now because I have a feeling we're gonna talk or forget it at the end because I do a lot You are we won't let's talk about Ryan's sickler all social media where my mom also follows me and my mom has see like I'm looking through The camera doesn't see that so you don't need to explain that fuck it out so just go with We're fixing the mike's my mom is openly declared that Tom Saguar is her favorite comedian That's I don't even worry about the Tony Hawk's though my mom back when we weren't speaking showed up at a show What are you speaking my mom and I didn't talk from Well, she left our family.
It was her decision I mean, we didn't talk for 25 or so years until my daughter was about two we reconnected one That she said she liked Tom more but she showed up in a show watching this and I was featuring for Tom And um when we came out we were selling merch at a table and she came up and she's like you were okay He is really funny and Tom standing next to me. She pointed dude He and I both started laughing so fucking hard. It's just been this whole Your favorite comedian. That's not cool.
This is her and making amends mode This was pre-making amends. This was what she thought I guess was nice because she showed up at the show But I also have my brothers like that too my twin brother One time his wife said to me like um explain to your brother why this is offensive So they had gone to see a play a local play They live in Delaware and they went to see two of their friends who were a couple married couple who act in local plays Whatever they're going to see fucking. I don't know swan lake or some bullshit Well, the husband had been acting but though something happened. Maybe the wife got sick I don't remember why but she had taken off for like a year and this is her big return to the stage Oh, okay So my brother and his wife go and they watched the play or whatever and uh afterwards they're in the lobby meeting with everyone and talking and My brother said the same thing to the wife.
He's like you were pretty good, but he was fucking excellent Wow and he didn't understand His wife goes tell him why that's offensive and I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm like you really don't get he's like what? I complimented her but I was like he was fucking brilliant Now I was like, uh, damn he didn't get it at all and I have to sit and try to explain But then you try to explain to somebody you see the sincerity in his face that he really didn't get it Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, you go to judge catch like he knew what he was doing No, I mean, I think when you call it out He might be like I can see where that's offensive.
Oh, yeah, he caught that but he doesn't register it in the moment Yeah, yeah, I think typically the kind of person who's dumb enough to step and shit like that is probably not smart enough to even pick it up on your Point. Oh, yeah, I keep forgetting that's so many dumb people that Yeah, you have seen every time I go hey, man, you're comedian, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen you That's it. No, yeah, and I'm like and that's it.
It's all you on that thing and it's the wrong thing That's it wasn't good. I'm lucky like again. I have great fans I feel very fortunate to be in the position I'm in where I do get recognized at times But I'm proud to say when you recognize me I'm doing shit that you would think I would be doing You know what so here's an example I went to uh, I was in Austin and I had just finished my show and I'm back at the hotel I'm in my night pans the night pans I sell I got not those though. Not just another pair my honey through night I mean glasses and a t-shirt my slides and I Want to get some ice and I get a bucket of ice and I go out and ice machines right there And it's late.
I'm driving to Dallas the next morning for a show all I want to do is get some fucking ice ice machines broken I'm like god damn it so I call the front desk. I'm like what floor isn't all and I know it's gonna be here He's like go down to 10. I'm like, okay. I'm going five floors I walk out night pans glass is bucket of fucking ice I hit 10 and the motherfucking elevator stops at 11 and the doors open up and two very good looking younger Groomed black men get on and they couldn't look holder.
They're going out to start their night You know what I mean? It's over you're done and I'm like oh man and I'm just standing there with a bucket of ice in my glasses shit And these two guys look you know great young young Drake's yeah two young Drake's don't do that to him and Fucking Drake's good looking he's not he's not looking. Oh, he look like a damn degree on that okay Good looking young jory and One guy looks at me goes are you Ryan sickler? I go there's no fucking way.
You know who I am There's no way you two guys know who I am and he's like we do and we're from Edmonton and we saw you in Edmonton We're going one floor. I go. What are you doing here? He's like we're just big comedy fans we come down to the mothership and other places and watch comedy and I'm like no fucking shit It's good to see you guys and I'm leaving in my fucking night pants and that's how they recognize me You know what I mean?
I'm not in a fancy car or some shit I got appropriately recognized. I got one just the same as that I mean the sona at the Russian spa Votus bar and it's like an uppity kind of spa place right and I'm there with a friend and I'm in the Story also looking black man. I usually but not this time this time. It's just me and another guy who are not we're not I don't do that.
You know yeah, you came on my show and told everybody you're not gay anymore And that's all I'm saying I'm moving on anyway So I'm in this this sauna right and it's a real hot one because it's Russian got they got crazy ones where they hit you with those leaves So it's like hop hop hey, look if you breathe in with your nose your nose hurts because it's like that Vicks Vapo. Yeah, it's like it's legit And I'm I've got the you can lip this or something. Yeah, so I got the the tap You sit on the towel because the wood will burn your legs if you don't sit on the towel and sit on the towel I'm talking my friend about something and then there's just one other guy one other guy in the other corner And he goes hey, man. He's Jason else and I you know it doesn't happen very often Certainly doesn't happen in a steam room.
I mean in the sauna and I go yeah, and he goes yeah, man Uh you were awesome on Howard Stone and I go oh cool and he goes when you put the M&M's and your foreskin And I was like and I feel like the person that was with me didn't know that I'd find it out That was like oh, yeah, and he's like that was hilarious and I go for one of my favorite bits of all time. Okay. Yeah, he's like He's really excited about it. But I was like cool.
Where do you want to go with it now dude? You know like because it's it's uncomfortable and he's like oh my bad, but you know you're awesome man I was like cool. Thank you that was like not the Not the ultimate time to talk about that I feel like that's roughly equivalent to when you get the compliment and then you get compared to somebody that you don't like I don't want to name comedians make you guys uncomfortable But if you're like a musician they go oh man are you in that band? I love your band you go.
Thank you. Yeah, you nickel back. Yeah. Yeah, yeah When you were up and now you're down so bad, you just told me I suck and you're so stupid.
You don't even know it Yeah, yeah I feel like the stern thing now is more of the when people because I was about to know the weekend and it was at a rodeo And it was mainly Spanish people so when a couple people recognized me. I was like really what the hell That's what I'm saying and like the fact that these two guys. Yeah, I'm impressed and glad. Yeah It's not the audience of people I thought I would even would remotely listen and or would it resonate, you know Yeah, like if you're a skater guy and you recognize me I'm like yeah cool, but when it's some like big old Mexican dude.
He's like wait a minute. Is your name Jason? I'm like yeah, you're like Jason Ellis, right? And I go yeah, it's not game anymore But I watched his face go he got excited and goes yeah, man I used to love you on stone and I go cool and he goes but I guess it's probably not the place to talk about like he gives it I'm sorry space.
He was like yeah, man. You are you're the guy from sir. Oh But I'll be cool because it was like because it's like you you know you put clothes pins on your It was just I never even know what you did on I was never on there just talking I'll tell you that okay, the only reason I got on there was because I was willing to touch my penis I see this podcast is sponsored by miracle made the greatest sheets of all time in the history of the universe Yeah, I got miracle made on my bed and now I had one miracle made sheet and the fitted sheet and the pillowcases one set That's what I had and then I had three other normal ones and at first I was like whatever And I hit my head a lot and I can't remember stuff But then I was like you know what when I put the other ones on they're not as good They're kind of jank and then obviously doing the reads and realizing that nats are inspired blah blah blah blah But it's like breathable they I'm like whatever swear I don't believe you but the bottom line is is I sleep better with miracle made and now I can't believe I'm saying I don't I got more I bought more I didn't even use my discount code I just got more because when I change when I watch the other ones. I don't want the other jank on miracle made all the way through That's what I do now.
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You know I mean it just came out. Why does he have a mental rolodex of who circumcised? I thought he would you should do with that uncircumcised? I mean you can say you wanted it bad but that was a brilliant movie got me on and then I was on four more times because of the first Like they were like oh the guy the king of all pouches get him back Oh, they got it and then I pitched myself the next time who could put the most nipple clamps on their genitals like on the foreskin part is all Everywhere and that's when George the guy was there and I had the idea because I watched I seen him looking and I put it on the counter But in front of him your dick and balls.
Yeah like with all the things on it And he was super stoked on it like you're like getting off on it. Yeah and stern looks at me and he goes hey Jason How would you feel about George taking those off and I was like yeah, all right and because I could tell her it's Indeed the great how we start track take nipple clamps off your dick and balls Yeah, and then he kind of pat it a little bit too much And he kind of he kind of assaulted me a little bit A little bit He did my dick round the balls and then he went to it to me Yeah, I really clips as he take it off your dick. I mean there was like a dozen more Yeah, there was like 40 or 50 of them Oh, yeah, he took it Then I was back on for his birthday and they I fly flew in they flew me in wrap my dick in in wrapping paper And I presented it to George for his birthday and he got to unwrap it and pat it again So it was kind of like an ongoing thing where George was like, you know, oh my Jason You know about it like it made a dude it made our show We've got we became the second biggest show on serious exam because of my junk because of that I mean okay You gotta spit the show we I don't mind. I'm not lying.
Our show was good real good But nobody knew but then at one point how it had how it played some of my show on his show And it's like I like your show. You're really good. Did he put on this is a bit I don't like we put uh For oh, what's his name? Yeah, guys got mad at me because this is the guy the la guy that was friends was stern They moved him from New York to la and I don't think he was happy about it And he was like they're like you're in charge of the la building down He was like not happy about it And he was like you gotta have more guests on because I would say no to people sometimes and they're like what do you say no to him for us Because I don't like them.
I don't have anything in common with them I'm just gonna do whatever you tell me. I'm not your bitch, you know And he was like have uh dies on and I was like, yeah, of course And he got but they we want to have their kids on and their kids banned and I'm like, I don't know the band And they're like yeah, just have your mind I'm like no And they're like why not I'm like what if they suck and they he didn't get it like that my audience if they sucked And I was like, yeah, you guys are awesome. My audience would be like what the fuck? I look like why are you lying about it?
so Dies came on and you know, it's nice enough in the end he started doing a few things It was kind of we started doing things like as if Michael and I were not aware of his comedy He started doing like some old bits where I was like, why are you doing that? Like just keep talking about stuff don't do comedy on here He's like I'm gonna get my kids in here and we're gonna play their new single and I was like, oh Really? Okay, and then they came in and they played a song and it wasn't good And I go are you guys signed yet and and they go no and I was like, yeah, it sounds like you're not ready yet And Dies just went off and like kind of threatened me a little bit and I was like ready to Because I'm just if you threaten me, I will I will fight like if you want to fight, okay I don't want to but I'm not gonna be your bitch like, I'll go and he's like, I've beaten up I was like, you know, no you haven't, you know, like and I got nervous because I was like And then I mean the kids were really mad at me and I was like, I didn't say fuck you guys you're idiots I just said you're not I right the cool I think the full sentence was you're not good enough to be signed yet And they flipped I think part of it dies was not really sincere But I also think it involved these kids and I'm not a dick I was a dick but I also was like my audience. I'm not gonna let them down Like I have to be honest and I know my audience like when they heard that song they were like dude Jason is gonna say This is the worst shit I've ever heard and it's such a bad look when you talk shit about everybody behind their back And then they come in and you're completely unwilling to do it to their face So you kind of have to worry about you know, fuck you your band fucking sucks But you couldn't you couldn't cosign it right and I always was especially on that show where those people the audience made me You know, I'm an accident.
I'm serious never hired me to be anything. Well, it sounds like you're foreskin made the audience Fair enough, but it was it was one of those things where I died on that sword because that dude still hates me and I don't really I love that. That's a shame. Yeah, because it is because now I'm a comedian I'm like every time I see him in the room.
I'm like, I don't go anywhere near him because I'm like I don't want that dude even know I'm here Yeah, and if he's like that guy took shit on my kids, I'm like I mean kind of not exactly but kind of but really the way I see it. It's the guy the guy The boss guy pushed it and made it happen and caused that so that's really if I was gonna blame anybody I would blame that guy well and also and also dice because that wasn't that wasn't a one-time thing dice Clearly more than just wanted to give his kids a little bit of help He had a lot of his own ego and identity tied up in these kids He had him wearing leather gloves and like Uncle Duster's and leather vest and I was like dude You think that's a good idea to have him dressed like miniature dice For a band it's trying to be a LA rock or something Yeah, like it was not a good look for them like let him do their thing You know yeah But I think he made them coming along and playing their music a precondition of a lot of interviews And there were a lot of people that were like shit we do want dice Okay, like he was just setting his kids up to put a lot of hosts in a lot of really awkward situations I think he bears a lot of responsibility to what do we not know about dice? What you saying you love him? What's so what's so great about?
Comedians like a play medicine square. Okay, that's great and I respect it and I remember we had the tapes and we were like Well, I feel the first actually I think any Murphy might have been the first play there I don't know I could be wrong, but I do believe any Murphy did but Andrew dice clay Is I mean look I hear what you're saying like your experience with him, but as a comedian man He's a legendary. This is a guy pre-internet the 80s the 80s who regardless of what you think of his comedy or whatever Was a phenomenon he was the hottest shit more than that yet You have to go back in a mindset of think no internet where every person is giving someone a cassette or a VHS and saying You gotta fucking see this guy and then they all did and not just Madison Square Garden I saw him back in the Capitol Center I still have my tickets up and this was another arena. He was arena after arena after arena after arena pre-internet pre what all of These guys which means right now the comedians believe it could happen to them Yes, you open the door and it didn't for a while it didn't happen again for a while and then the internet comes along and boom Here they're so eventually I do believe someone's gonna sell out like some there will be a talent I don't know if it'll be a comedian outside of musician who will probably in some point in time sell out like a stadium in Brazil What's his name just recently broke the record?
Well record for the most shangulous for what most? People that are so that company show in the world is that right? I didn't know that fuck yes, I think I think Gabriel fluffy somewhere somewhere in Europe where you sold out a giant stadium and it's a fitness book of records like the most tickets sold by Okay, and that's you know a good huge part in part of you know the internet and the podcast We're all in the ability to spread it like that Yeah, and imagine having to give someone someone they got to put it in something and listen to it It's not in their fucking pocket. Yeah, you know and and then so you've got that and then you've got the he was an actor for Wires of a great actor different strokes.
Yep. And and he was also in What's the one where he played the Vin Man God and it's where he blew up note before that it was Something oh god the something of sex maybe I can't remember He's like it's a couples movie and he's so fucking funny in it and so good in it from the east to the west or something I'm the Vin Man He would say the whole time he was fucking great in it and then he has his downturn as everybody does and he's in a valley during his career And then boom he starts to come back again And then he's in a Woody Allen film and then he's in fucking now look at the Kill Tony guys Or you know letting other people know who this guy was back then so it's almost like comparing a WWE with like a Ric Flair You know the whole resurrection of these guys and the the Amoration and then also introducing younger generations to these were so it's funny how you forget that somebody would not know who he is You know and there will be a point of kill Tony's bringing you just said he's making new kill Tony fans aware of Andrew Dies K where I'd be like how could you not know who Andrew Dies Clay is it's like you know people use other guys that were around before Dies like everybody knows who man. I love how I'm like an air right now. Who's Carlan?
This is a black guy Richard Pryor like everybody knows Richard Pryor Or do you or do you think some people that love you don't know Richard? There are definitely people today that don't know who Richard Pryor is there are people today you go on on YouTube and look at a Beatles video And people are who the fuck are these clowns? Yeah, you know what I mean? It's just you I never thought about it though I always thought that something that was sort of timeless could remain yeah, but you forget about generations going That's great whatever like I saw that it was a little while ago But Wu Tang was at a concert and the crowd wasn't hype because well and they called him out on it They were like we don't know what the fuck this shit's about we're about energy They're they're sort of telling them like no, it's not it and they were not they weren't received greatly and they did not really care too Much for it.
Yeah back and then it hit them like yeah, I did not everyone fucking knows who everyone is I spoke at a school the other day in Inglewood and I brought up a few people saying you know like it doesn't matter Where you came from you can make it like from like Whitney Cummings and I felt like silence in the room I go Wait you guys don't know who you can you win Houston? I don't think I don't think I knew that I it was just like they were like what and I was like wait really I'm like you guys it all you have phones right and they're like yeah Wait, you don't know her like your algorithm doesn't show you a couple of clips of her because she is everywhere She wrote stuff for everybody like you know here's the thing if you don't like comedy or entertainment if that's not shit Then you don't know her if you're skating is not your thing You don't know who the fuck Tony Hawk is if football is not your thing You don't know who Brett fart you don't you know what I mean like see that's where I get your tab because I don't follow football I know who Brett Favis you know Patrick Malmises. Yeah, wait, I know that name are Jackson who Lamar Jackson That's the that's a two-time NFL MVP recently too. I know John Elway.
That's good. That's good. He's very relevant. Yeah, he's not He's not right.
He's not right. That's what you're saying. Yeah, I know I'm trying to bring up all what nice was doing I mean it's safe. Yeah, I'm it's man.
Yeah, I'm you know anybody playing right now except for Patrick Oh, that's who he is. No, I know I know it's got the broccoli hair. Yeah, I don't know anybody now He's out. You know Travis Kelsey's dating Taylor Swift.
You got to know his name But I I do know that there is a guy that's someone else that would be like what are you talking about? Yeah, it's all really yeah, you're right. Yeah, okay fair enough You know another thing about dice that you have to give him Obviously there's people who have established characters establish routines what have you but he was the first guy when you sang out Those arenas it was like a people want the band to play the hits yeah, everybody else the comedy Wow relies The opposite relies on the surprise of you a punchline people wanted to just hear they would do him for I know it I was premise and they would get the fucking punch on it. Just gotta be a little bit annoying.
I mean it depends it depends It's that successful. I guess is a different I don't think any comedian has that or has had that ever since well no no no Bert would be because I've seen Bert doing shows Where people go the machine is like I'm gonna do the machine just shut the fuck up for an hour Okay, I I took my steps on this is this has got to be more than 10 years now I don't think my daughter was born yet, but he loved Brian Regan He's probably eight at the time and I said alright We're gonna go see Brian Regan, but I'm not calling it any favors We're going his fans and we bought tickets to the Kodak Theater here in Hollywood And we sat in our seats and we watched and we laughed our ass off and to my pleasant surprise Brian Regan comes back for an encore I've never seen a comedian do it and they were calling out his classics and he would do the Bits yeah, I never I loved it They wanted it yeah, and obviously they wanted it because he didn't just walk out and be like alright I'm back here to do bits So if you want to throw him out no this was they knew he would do it They sat like you said and enjoyed all the new shit They were like get the fuck back out here for 20 more minutes and do the fucking son and do this It's a weird thing that like musicians you want him to play things like if they can't like whenever whenever somebody comes I guess I'm do it like what's the Smith's guy he just refuses to do any of these Marcy Marcy will just do all these other things Where I hear people that are fans of his you know Yeah, he did like two of the songs I came to want to see and the rest I was like what the fuck is happening But in comedy, it's like you got famous for these bits, but then when you buy ticket to my show I'm gonna give you a whole new hour. It's like almost like compulsory Yeah But only but comedians in our defense do that because and I don't I can't explain why comedy and music hit people differently But I will listen to a song 40 times in a fucking row. Yeah me too after a joke three four five times I need to give it a break.
I'll revisit it. I can't keep letting it hit me like that So people even though they again except for a dice or Brian Regan or even Bert's own extent like they don't want to hear the shit They already heard they're coming to hear new stuff You know if you don't they'll fucking complain like we heard that shit on a wire over here You know before I before I like fell in love with comedy the first time I ever really enjoyed comedy It was Mitch Hedberg somebody gave me a Mitch Edberg CD and I took it from America to Australia And I played it over and over again for people and it was almost like I was telling the joke Because I knew what the joke was but I'd be like here this is a this bit You know what you know like when you've done maybe you have a little bit when you're a little Coke and you listen to a song You go wait wait wait wait then that was this bit and you go oh And some people are like what the fuck did you like let me rewind it again? I just like I never done coke. Oh, baby.
Got it. It's so cool. You've got it But just for that you should but it was like that where I would play Mitch Hedberg and if anyone didn't get it Because he had weird sense of humor and it was also like a there were jokes where it was a new kind of way to tell a joke Where some people like he didn't I don't get it. I'm like what do you mean?
You don't get it like it's the sickest thing ever I was so pumped on and but I that was one of those things where Like if I watch a special now, it's funny But I'm gonna watch it again with that Mitch Hedberg CD I just played it all the time. I don't know why or how or like I still see those on TikTok and every now and then I won't swipe out Right. I'll let it happen again. I know what he's gonna say.
I um you ever know him. I did not know I Think this is my opinion obviously means nothing But I think the greatest stand-up special of all time is Richard Pryor 1979 live in concert I watch it once a year and night we're talking about 1970 So I was doing math. That's was around up to 80 so 24 Jesus Christ. It's 25 years old.
Holy shit and he's like 80 It's a whale. That's 45. Oh shit. Oh shit 45 years old 25 years ago.
That's my prime of skateboarding Yeah, cuz every time I do a trick that I used to do Tony reminds me that he goes wins the last time you do that And I was like probably at one of your shows and he was like that's 25 years ago, and then I go 25 years ago is shit that I still considered new yeah There's like the old bands I listen to and there's like the new bands. They're 23 years old. Yeah, we were young It was like Pantera. Yeah, well, that's 25 years ago.
It's crazy, but we're talking like I like Led Zeppelin Well, that's 40. You know like keep going back Beatles. I see that meme all the time This is something like them the time between 1980 and right now is from what 19 was at 40 years So the 40s to the 80s is the 80s to now it's fucking insane dude I said that as people run like my kids youth basketball They're out there doing a warm up and they're playing like come on I lean and I'm like give these kids a break That would have been like playing Bing Crosby. Oh, you're doing a layup line Yeah, right if there's something shit something shifted right because there was a time there where music went all went out older people Played music you'll be like yeah, okay, you're like what the hell?
That's like a song or like TV. Yeah, remember this black and white. I was I'm from an area where I was like Oh, this isn't black and white and they're like, yeah, I can't watch that. I can't it's my emes I'll be in Chinese.
I can't even understand it. What do you mean? You can't understand it. It's in black and white I don't even watch the first half of Wizard of Oz 79 live in concert Long Beach Convention Center Richard Pryor it is timeless It's evergreen the shitty's talking about with the police in the police Back then is so relative and relevant right now And it obviously it's been going on forever and everyone just has cameras now and believes it now You know the the talking about his heart attack and how he personalized that and his relationships with his his wife that failed and just all of it Is so I mean it's that emotional rollercoaster.
It's the storytelling type. It's not that rapid-fire Anthony Jessal next to even write sort of thing, but is that the milk and cookies one? No, it's David off some open cookies Is that what you're talking about? No, when would you probably go some of you might know but like you know before I go to bed I like to have some milk and cookies as in smart crack, but I just thought it was the coolest way to explain crack I never I want to say it might be the one where he blew up in a melty space the joke of the lighting a match on fire What is this Richard Pryor running down the street?
Yeah? Him? Oh, he did it. Yeah, he tells all that shit Like those guys also if you've ever seen those old friars roasts where yeah, there's one with Richard Pryor Paul Mooney I think Marshall Warfield's there They're all shit on each other and so he gets up and he says before you motherfuckers are gonna be able to tell on me Yep, and he says something like I fucked the man I think I fucked the man for a week and it's in his autobiography and everything.
It's all in there that he was I don't know if you know his life so fuck the man or fuck a man a man. Oh, okay Yeah, he he talked about having a trans I mean I've he talks about it for like a week. Yeah, but this trans woman for a week David Bowie of comedy But he grew up in a brothel his mom's up, you know Prostitute so he's seen all kinds of shit early and things are happening to him They shouldn't be happening to a kid and he I forgot what I was gonna say the oh, but he calls them out at the roast and he so he starts ratting them out Oh, yeah, what about that time you did so he called himself out first so they couldn't Watch it. It's on you that he starts calling all them.
Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I never did it I just got down by myself, but I got names. I'm sure yeah I've had a couple of people friends of mine below.
Hey, man. What's up with your friend? I'm like, you know, she's trans right and they go. Oh really like a fuck off dickhead like you think I don't know You know like stop it.
That's the last line of some like it hot speaking of black and white right is you know I'm a man nobody's perfect You got some friends who are nobody's perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, especially I'm like man.
Let it go everybody's cool You know what have you been to I feel like there's like I don't know if someone's gonna get mad at me But like some some of my friends girlfriends aren't as hot as anyway near as hot as my trans friends You know like okay, maybe they put these a little bigger, but they're hotter than your wife, you know Probably got that out, but you know, I mean it depends on what you're in to if we're talking no No, it doesn't To sleep with the I Don't know Say if you're gonna talk about neck up like let's go back to the first time I'm talking about head to toe what I'm saying though is if there's a penis on this that's a problem I'll grant you that's a grotesque thing for a lot of people who aren't looking for that. I see some pretty crazy But you know what I'm saying is I listen no doubt I hear you on that's fine I've seen some of the streets where I was like whoa, but let's talk about neck up. Yeah, I can understand where you're saying easily The first time I saw the thing is a good chest up I'm still easy. No cuz they're fake so much women's well.
I'm just saying anyone can create fake tits wait You don't like fake movies. I love fake boobies, but I'm saying I think I think I love fake I love fake it. I don't think it's compared to fair to compare fake to real as and Describe that is beautiful. What about it?
What you just don't know I'm saying no I think it's a fair comparison. You could take something that's imperfect and perfect it so this should look better Okay, what about if it's been what about if it was a penis and now it's a vagina and it's a nice one What does that mean compared to somebody who's a born female? This is not hot What would I take yeah the biological female? I'm talking like what's it very very very hot?
I'm talking baby reindeer versus versus like Take your idea versus like common electro but common electro was a man so Carl electro I say fucking get my Rudolph and let's get that You chase you choose Carmine electro Really made it as a guy that's driven a common electro you're missing out I Was about to rank the how hot the members of poison where I was Was number one over here. I just was gonna say we're gonna do that this But the first time I walked into a record store because I'm old enough and it was albums then yeah, so they're bigger I saw them no doubt that I think they were four pretty girls. Yep. Oh wow really no doubt I thought those were women one they don't have none of that facial hair It's pretty obvious they would do well once you get up there and you start looking I like oh my god these are guys, but it was a different world I mean from nine-year-old Mike until you could not tell the difference sounds my erections guiding me everywhere It's like you got a boner on that You said everybody quick.
I said my erections guiding me everywhere at 16 or 17 So if I even glanced at something that looks like that from afar I'm walking over to see what it is and then I get over there I'm like these are fucking these are guys dude if my plumbing was equipped to ejaculate when this album came out I would have jerked off to Ricky rocket and ask questions later Okay, maybe Ricky rocket I Go with your comparisons you don't see that you can't put your well I'm gonna feel the other shoe Sounds like you don't mind butterface. It's not that I don't well you're only giving me that option You didn't say would you rather attractive woman? I said baby reindeer baby reindeer. No faces a biological man trans woman I'm going baby reindeer.
That's insane. I don't I don't think that's insane. It's a big sign of thought this is what's interesting to me I'm not judging you, but you're judging me. I'm not I'm not your friend, but I mean you think it's you're judging me I'm not you're you think that's out of my pocket and you've laughed I don't judge You're saying you think it's crazy that I would go that way so you're that's a judgment I think you're I think you're lying.
I think if it was if there was nobody around for the opinion I think you definitely go for common camera, and it's all you know this car mind Tell it tell you know this man very well over the years help me come up with an example right now that involves the CC Deville thing here try to help me reason Okay, I don't know how to rephrase what you're saying But I tend to agree with you and I've had a lot of opportunity to question why because he does make so he makes a lot of Good points we've had variations on this conversation a million times to me to me I went to Oxford for you. Yeah, let's listen You could not have selected as you think how are you not smarter just be by you know proxy what I am smart Turr I said smarter not smart see the difference I think and Jason you've often said that you ultimately you're a soul fucker and you're attracted to souls I think you don't understand that okay I really like from I can only speak for myself personally I don't think like what I'm gonna use is like surrender like the person is just like why would I have sex with you? And then they you talk to me interacting like oh I would love to have sex with you I love that kind of like that conquest that conquest other than the fact I'm just not really physically attracted to men Conquest from a man doesn't feels like it's not really worth that much having any woman be like no I have sex with you It feels like a sexy win for me in a way that I'm a man ever could was it all thank you guys always You know what is it always sex because I could be all but I'm saying I could be bros No problem with Carmine electric Carmine electric you could be their friend. Yeah, right of course could you be baby reindeer's But also but hold on I could be baby reindeer's friends What I'm saying is I could be for someone who has new equipment and has the original shit Yeah friends just because that woman that's a big guy like of course you could be friends with them But I mean platonic friends yeah, that's what's just what I'm saying is just because she or whoever that fake person is has a vagina Doesn't mean I'm gonna go after that okay I'm not okay.
Let's say this not sex not having sex just finding one more attractive than the other baby reindeer's naked in front of you Can't mind a let you snake it in front of you. Who would you prefer to look at does Carmine electric have a penis? No, she's a vagina a beautiful one. Do I know Carmine was Carmine first what's the difference answer the question you I told you Did his name was Carmine first and I would have to look at this you won't look at her.
I will look sure I will look more enjoy baby reindeer. I would more enjoy not look at you I'm a phobic. It's not a gay person Woman how am I home a phone because you're yeah, you have anything you are you just On your own show because here we go. I'm a school your ass now Oxford and fucking community college community I got it anyway.
Listen to me right now. I must say this. I'm gonna say it again I don't care what everyone is do it. Yeah, yeah shut the fuck up about it.
I'm so tired of it shut up about it Be whoever the fuck you want to be why why does the world have to fucking find everybody's thing beautiful? Why do we all have to love it? Well, listen, here's what hold on let me speak true acceptance is Being shit on just like we all are yeah ugly tall fat skinny. Yeah, you don't get to be this protected thing Wait, you're not you what you are you're telling me?
I'm home with phobic cuz I don't find that attractive you're protecting what what you're saying You're saying what do you protect? I'm saying this person is no hot. You're not saying that you're saying I don't agree with what you're saying I don't think that's odd you're saying that this person is attracted But no not attracted because you know that at one point they weren't what they look like no I don't know how they work now or who they are. No, no, it's not who they are That's still a biological man who could probably fuck me up if she wanted to what the hell are you talking about if they're if you're A complete like if you had a whole surgery, and you are a trans woman.
You are you are as weak as sorry You're not that you're not you're not I strong we can argue that too much, but that's not how that works No, don't put your own money easier. I'm also using science. Okay, so you can say oh my say no No, no, no, you're not you're telling me that by by finding this trans woman unattractive because she used to be a man that I'm wrong I'm in that's crazy. You said you can't even understand that logic I think you and then you called me transphobic because he goes well You call me homophobe he corrected you yeah because I don't find that attractive so here's the thing But you did I don't find it attractive.
I also don't find women six foot four attractive does that make does that make crazy? Is that makes you okay? That's weird. I don't find that okay now.
Okay now your argument I'm starting to agree with everyone has their thing a woman. It's told you don't find her heart. No no I didn't say that I said six four five ten what's up? NBA chicks I'm like two you lock me in the locker room for the week like two WNBA girls that I think are pretty What's the black chick that's almost as good as the white chick that's new the Baltimore girl.
Yeah angel Reese Yeah, I do think she's attractive, but she has but not every fucking one of them That's it. I'm not saying me not every one of them, but I think she's hot Do you do you find women who are totally attractive depends where they're plump? That's right. I do too.
I do too. Okay, so to say that What about if they're kind of jacked? I don't like that. I definitely do not great great.
Okay, so now I'm coming from my back You're a female bodybuilder not from what I'm trying to be pretty but I think what I'm trying to do not for me It doesn't make me try let me finish because I want to say because you cause guys call me out on this doesn't make You So there so if you want to be trans if you want to be this if you want to be that if you want to be straight if you Want to be whatever the fuck it is. Yeah, good for you. Go live it go be proud Yeah, I don't have to do what we're talking about what I'm saying is when Dave Chappelle for example said about Caitlyn Jenner He said ooh and the world got up in arms because the man said ooh, why can't she's not hot. Thank you That's all he said he's that's time she's even double-triple down on all he said was ooh Why can't we not find that unattractive without it being taken as transphobic or hey or sex or whatever it is because he's the difficult one And let me finish so I don't forget it my point is everything that everyone does how about the piercings for example Some people like that's fucking gross the shit through your face or whatever.
That's gross. That's not for somebody I don't like a note. I do I don't mind it depends the thing is what you do It's not doesn't have to be protected. It doesn't have to be special It doesn't matter you don't get to be this certain thing and then say can't make fun of this one though Everyone gets made fun of yeah the retarded the fucking mentally everyone every There's a whole book of jokes on those people yeah all of it's out there So what I'm saying is not liking something doesn't make you insert word here phobic and it's just it in for me I wouldn't say I'm female bodybuilder phobic.
Okay, but now that you've explained yourself. Thank you, Tully I still have a question for you. Yeah, there's there are trans girls out there that are full up the whole operation that are really pretty From head to toe really pretty and you're saying that you would be into that unless I know Unless I said that day at one point were a man because at one point you would have been okay if I go hey This is who's um Dumb and no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's another girl that's uh, my who's the famous Bond girl But there's show its great job. No.
She was the first I believe she was a trans Oh woman not great Jones do you think of the wrong way octopus you might have been the blonde there was a famous model in one of the James Bond movies Look at us tran's I'm almost positive then. Yes, I know they had surgeries. Yes. Look that good back Yes, I'm almost positive.
Look at all fours Well, anyway What I'm trying to say is there are girls out there trans girls that have had the whole operation and they've been on the estrogen for The 20 years and you I can't tell they are just super pretty women and if I go hey man And you're single and I'm like hey, this is so and so and you go wow holy shit This chick is into me You find her and she goes hey, I'd like to do a little dance for you and you go cool I'll watch and then that's it you're not you're not gonna say to yourself ill it was born a guy You don't know first of all I wouldn't it wouldn't be an ooh thing for me It would just be a not my thing it wouldn't be a ooh. I'm not judging it. I'm not like I'm just trying to get you know I'm turning from it. I'm just trying to get you to admit if I can be pretty I'm listen you don't need to get me to I do believe They can't that's it.
I think I'm just a geofus. No doubt and if I didn't know at first I would think this is a beautiful woman But I'm saying if I found that out that just that's my personal preference I wouldn't be down to further that let me ask you a question about that first of all Yes, it appears to be true that this woman was in for your eyes only for your eyes only in 1981 What's her name is Carolyn? Outed by people who went to school with her Then you know that okay, so that's a beautiful lady right here Hope it wasn't Sean Connery that would have been Roger Moore well you brought but I'm not sure because I don't remember but I'm saying That's a beautiful woman right there. Yeah, yeah, that is but I know that about her and I'll be like Let me just ask you something That's how he said go ahead.
I'm thinking about what you're throwing down I'm just curious to know you go out on the SS Minnow a three-hour tour You end up on a deserted island with a guy who works at a gas station or a plumber all that that the mental image the person that came to mind Do you think you're eventually fucking that man? No, okay? How about if it's the same scenario? But it's Timothy Shaldame.
Are you in Shaldame eventually fucking? I'm just not into masculine energy and that would go with the same thing for a female There's plenty of you waiting to leave a three-hour tour turns into we might spend the rest of our lives together on This island you're never fucking bond girl Carolyn Gussie as what we'll say we're doing I'm not sure at what point I would decide we're never getting saved and we're gonna die and no one's gonna know Maybe I go okay, so it's no one's gonna know so it's the people knowing it's not anybody knowing I would not do I couldn't do it I couldn't do it. No would you hell. Yeah, I know his answer.
I know your answer You know what the answer is now did not anymore But not because it trans because I don't want to have sex with anybody anymore your celibate I mean I have sex with my girlfriend, but I don't want to have sex with people for no reason anymore Yeah, it's just a relationship then show we have sex, but I'm not addicted to sex anymore great So at this point especially at my age and I'm in a relationship, but I even if I wasn't I wouldn't be I wouldn't you know I'm I'm like, you know what I'm like, I don't know what you mean. I do what you mean. Yeah, I don't need anymore I don't like my jump my dick's like oh one more and I'm like I'm not 20 again. I'm not a raging bone or everywhere.
Yeah, I don't need anymore You know none of that I was that when I was you know 20s. Yeah, I'd rather say no It's just not my thing at 100% what's her name? What's her name in the movie? I don't let me find out.
It's like Tuller or something like that I can't remember but she's gorgeous and so are some of these ladies I see out there today But fucking them is a different story and I don't know also I'm just not as casual as you are with my cock as I was yeah as you were excuse me and it takes a little more for me than just I understand I bet you I would know you were a man You used to be excused me before I fucked you. I would have banged common and baby reindeer the same time But now you Well, I see I never said who I will say I'm saying who to like to the behavior I get it no sense of a very came at me hard on the Jason Ever on my podcast what do you mean on the way back? Oh on the way back? It's interesting my favorite so far It's curious about your your what you want about carrot top That's tough carrot tops was great his clip keeps going viral too about Just being that kid back in the day where your parents were chained smokers and they rolled the windows up and you'd be like Well, you please just crack the window and they're like now and they're just Cold I mean my grandmother drove around in the in the my gramps so And you look back on it now like okay my grand my mom's mom lived with us for a brief period and it was obvious that my mom Wasn't working and my it was a house mom and my dad was this woman really little and so she clearly was probably helping with the finances Because we were in a nicer house I would probably you know what I mean?
But she chimney fucking smoked up there all day long and then in the car and everywhere else but it was non-stop cigarettes Always a small little lady I would always see like peanuts and like diet soda on her table and he'll be like it Dang just a little lady with a sweater on her shoulders and different time I loved her because this is back before cell phones obviously and everything they have her and her sister They spoke Italian in the house and I wish I wish you knew she was talking shit about everybody I was talking to type I wish I would have sat and learned but they had a whole system with the phone where back in the day You could get a plan where it was like I don't even I was just making up here ten bucks for 20 calls Yeah, so I would call you and I'd let it ring twice and then I'd hang up and when you heard that you knew it was me And it was your turn to call me and she would do that with her sister So it always get this to ring in the house right I gotta call her Mary. Okay. Yeah, you do that's like pick me up or something That was our little signal when my Miss Pat was a great one on the way back. Sorry.
Go ahead. What was we had her on the show Yeah, Miss Pat told me so funny So, you know, she was a drug dealer back in the day and she said back into the hey Michael Jackson was coming to the Omni in Atlanta to perform and you know tickets were hard to get so Michael Jackson decided I guess with the City of Atlanta that he was gonna give free tickets to every Family who could prove they got their children vaccinated booster shots and all that back then so that they would get vaccinated and Miss Pat said her kids were a little older and they'd already been vaccinated So she couldn't get free Michael Jackson tickets, but she said every fucking crackhead started selling her Michael Jackson tickets So she traded drugs Michael Jackson tickets and then sold the shit out and then took her kids to the shop They're not right there That's a business woman Fuck it all so do she knows her I love it Ryan sickler calm Ryan sickler calm and then both your podcasts the honey do the way back come see me on tour tickets Or on my website at Ryan sickler calm. Thank you guys for having me. Thanks for being honest great to be challenged I love you I gotta be worried.
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