S01E14 Guard Dog

### Segments 1. **Cold Open: "Previously, On the Fourteenth of Something"** — Breezy recaps E13 survival; the floor between twelve and fourteen; the dogs are here; Harold was here before the dogs 2. **Form 14-A: The Dog and the War** — Margaret processes Pentagon $200B (Rayburn: "That is not a BUDGET. That is a DATA CENTER."); robot dogs deployed (Form 7-K9); Iran World Cup boycott (same checkbox, different ink); Rayburn on the "strongly worded itinerary" 3. **Fake Ad: Consolidated #1** — "We have dogs. You cannot see our dogs. Our dogs do not bark. They patrol. You activated the perimeter by existing."   etc.