S01E35 Release Candidate

### Segments 1. **Cold Open — the launch that isn't** — Sparky on the floor: a stage, a curtain, a countdown at zero for three days, two hundred journalists who all wrote the story on Thursday. The Chaperone's new second setting debuts. 2. **Station ID — Breezy** — "this is the week that nothing came out." 3. **Fake Ad #1 — Consolidated: THE FORTHCOMING™** (27th consecutive) — never crashed, never disappointed, never benchmarked; "the pre-order is the product." etc.