S01E36 Understudy

### Segments 1. **Cold Open — the wrong stage** — Sparky, eleven days into the stakeout at hall three stand fourteen, with Phil's E35 daisies gone over on the carpet, reports that the thing came out somewhere else entirely on Friday. The Chaperone's third setting debuts and finishes his sign-off for him. 2. **Station ID — Breezy** — "this week the word is 'available.'" 3. **Fake Ad #1 — Consolidated: ANOTHER AVAILABLE™** (28th consecutive) — "'no' is a hard word; 'no' makes people write letters." / "Who?" / "Another available." / "Which one?" / "The available one." etc.