S01E38 Due Thursday

### Segments 1. **Cold Open — The Hall** — Sparky at the Clacton village hall on salsa night; Colin the accountant; the board-letterer out of board; the bin polling second; "this has been early." 2. **Station ID — Breezy** — the word is "due" ("a small word wearing a wristwatch"); heat through Wednesday; the memo under the fader; no Tuesday music. 3. **Fake Ad #1 — Consolidated: THE EVE™** (30th consecutive) — "The Eve never arrives. That is the guarantee"; the Endorser's premium tier; THE HOSTILE-ACQUISITION DISCLOSURE. etc.