S01E42 One Second

### Segments 1. **Cold Open — The Moat** — Sparky live on a Tuesday from the moat nobody mentioned; the driveway is a bridge; Harold knew; the user's exchange verbatim; Golfford in a rowboat with a lamp: "Thanks!"; "Everything I'm looking at was here on Monday. I'm just standing one day over." 2. **Station ID — Breezy** — the word is "consonant"; the Tuesday music decision (the Monday music one step over); "I only had to check once." 3. **Fake Ad #1 — Consolidated: THE FRESH START™** (34th) — four seconds late; overslept; the box moved eleven inches; the Endorser's crossed-out card; the four on a Tuesday; the 15th sentence; Consolidated has nothing to add to the competitor's copy. etc.