Hey tuck here telling you that without people like you listening to the show and giving us some money this show wouldn't have happened Well, it didn't happen, but it wouldn't be continuing to happen So if you want to donate and also listen to some bonus stuff a lot of bonus stuff Holy shit like 50 hours of bonus stuff you could go to spelt lore calm slash money, please or patreon.com Slap spelt lore And don't tuck sent you And you do an adventure that is with sharing Tuck is the brute, he knows how to slow me last to sing and find Vingers have health and shifts his shape and meals his name is great mind The only safe thief is tiny sized is master largest heart Best and rest, they may not be but their friendship outweighs their smarts So gather around friends and listen close For the tales about to start Hello everybody and welcome to spelt lore I'm your game master Shanohera and joining me is always playing Ving the half-elf druid Paul Loppers Hello there, playing Tacoma Dome the barbarian of dual Aziz Hello Currently had a mouthful of cold brew as I started talking and playing Fabually the half-length thief just guitar Hello When last we left our heroes they were interrogating an erstwhile member of the magi A hapless fellow named irk at the very very tippy top of the lighthouse of McCall And in the middle of that interrogation we got an insight into the ritual that Ving endured survived Initially we believed undertook but it sounds more like a got through barely Yeah and then forgot by accident Yeah, through was like pushed out of his brain due to the intense trauma of the ritual itself After that and some threatening by tuck to just drop this dude from the top of a 1000 foot high lighthouse Billy was able to convince this man via supernatural pinky swear To track down whatever text the magi keep that might help them unravel the mysteries of the ritual And to not tell anybody that he's doing it Under punishment of Billy knowing immediately where he is at the time and that he has broken that promise So Billy's got a text alert set in case this dude tweets out what they're trying to do and then they'll be ready to track him down After that they desperately scaled down the side of the lighthouse of McCall So you call that leaving a path of destruction down the side But I mean that place that thing's probably pretty fucked up already The lighthouse? Yeah, I mean the outside's probably kind of fucked Yeah, it's a thousand years old and has not been maintained Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense And there's probably you know like generations of graffiti and stuff like that carved into the side They haven't been trying to like build it back up there's like a heritage committee here And then there's guys down there like what the fuck? Who does this? This is so ancient.
There's a bunch of fucking ax marks down there now. What the hell? And then they crashed through the roof of the shack of an old man named Greg Gregari is Gregory III in his rat Petunia And then they shared a little bit of soup and headed back to the library itself Just before they headed back to the library Ving popped into the perceptions of one Alma Margani Via I have the tiger to see what was going on and we got a little bit of an insight to a tea party Between Alma and Farhan and also I love that the tiny table giant man. Yeah medically recovering bully and former light garden forester leader of the immolators Fatim who seems to be recovering physically but not very well emotionally right now He seems to come to terms with the fact that the torch was a piece of shit Well that and I mean, you know, I'm sure that you guys have been thinking about this although he talked to make himself dumber So it's hard to say if he actually has been thinking about this Fatim was serving the demon of zealotry for years So it's hard to say he's a bat he was a bad dude for sure Fatim was an asshole.
He was a cruel person But it's hard to say how much of what he's done over the last several years was him and how much was the demon of zealotry Yeah, it's also like was during, you know, the more formative years of his life like mid to late 20s where you're like That's when you kind of become an okay person a lot of time and he's locking the person you think you are Yeah, and then he and he probably thought he did he was like I'm the hammer of God and I you know I enforced the will of the church and then when took him to town he started telling people he was the axe of God Take my thing And then he had that veil ripped away, and he had that influence purged from his mind So he's like fuck what what am I if I'm not that well? What am I? Classic 33 year old? Now that he's like approaching 30 he's like oh man And then yeah, you had it back to the library and felt safe for the first time in a few days had some late night snacks and talked to Farah, Margani master librarian and kind of gave her the down low on everything except for the attempted possession of One Pell and guaranteed Corbin.
Yeah, we didn't get to that because she got fucking pissed because Billy realized that in escaping from the lighthouse He forgot at the very top. He lost a library book which very likely would signal to the Medgai if they find it Who you are working with I wonder if that will happen. Yeah, nothing to do with like that flashback That's kind of seen yeah Oh, and I mean like yeah, that's probably what far I was talking about But she's also just probably mad that you took a book out of the library. Yeah, she's a library Yeah, that's like because she said before do not take books from the library Thank you for saving my great many times great grandfather and saving the library do not remove the books from the promises Yeah, I broke a big rule.
Yeah, the only rule really we were given pretty free rate And that is where we find our heroes now Farah has walked out Parell has gone to the medical wing long ago to rest after getting a fucking worked over and here you are sitting in the semi-empty cafeteria You should go apologize. Yeah, so I get off the bench and I'm scurrying down the hall after Farah Yeah, you see her. She's walking ahead quite briskly. They're wait.
She doesn't stop initially She does stop after a few more minutes of you chasing her minutes. Yeah, I'm broken minutes of you chasing her I trip I am crying Oh, then she stops I was so sorry I know I did a big mistake by taking the book But I only took it a long time ago and honestly I've kind of forgot I had it because I have so many things in my bag all the time And I'm sorry. I forgot it. I'll never take another book again And it wasn't even that important of a book probably She stops you there She says with much less warmth in her voice than you're used to we are not only an institution of learning We are a safeguard against the loss and abuse of knowledge by removing that text from these walls You have betrayed not only my life's calling But the life's calling of every individual that has ever come here to learn and protect the written word Oh my god, Billy is speechless like I Jessica and feeling ashamed You have Untoubtedly she and she hasn't knelt down like you're used to adults doing to you when they like you she's standing full height above you Which is not super tall, but for you.
It's like holy. Yeah, huge You have undoubtedly done a great service to this librarian to me personally as I have said If this book is not recovered And she's like she is kind of speechless a little bit. She's like it will irrevocably change How I feel about you, but I understand that you are For all intents and purposes a child that your decision-making skills perhaps are not as full as mine And your respect for knowledge is perhaps not as strong as mine I would like your promise that you will do everything in your power to recover this book I offer her a pinky promise. Are you oathing yourself?
I'm oathing myself Okay, spend the point. Okay, and she kneels down and she extends her pinky to you Pinky promise you promise to recover this book I will give up my life before I don't recover this book. Whoa, it's the first time I've ever did a promise So I'm not very eloquent Shano hera asking are you saying that if you don't recover this book Billy will die? I guess all right.
Oh, and she says I accept Okay, just very realize the gravity of what she just did she does Billy tried to get her to pinky promise earlier when she when he was like Promise you won't be mad and she was like I'm not gonna promise you anything Billy. Whoa like she realizes I feel like Billy is He has never felt like the disappointment of someone that he like loves in respects And because he's such a traumatized and like love stars little boy He's like I will do anything to get this back. It also his parents are so fucking permissive Run up against it. Yeah She Dusts her knees off after kneeling on the floor and she nods and you can feel a little bit of the warmth come back to her voice She's like I understand the gravity of the promise that you just made and I appreciate your commitment to writing this wrong We will consider the matter Tabled and when the book is returned then all will be well, but please I'm begging you do not steal any more books I will never steal another book again If any of your friends have books that they have stolen and have not told me please ask them to return them Okay I am going to return to my quarters.
Okay, good night. Good night. And she pads away I run back to the cafeteria and things they're going through like a pile of like herbal books and just Looking around really sketchily that field guides and like sliding them into his hair Billy slaps the book on your hand Billy Steal the books from the library Keep them back. Did Faro was very really mad at you.
Yes. What happened? I can't talk about right now. Well, and Billy like goes to the Uh, I guess like the icebox and he packs some like little water cups and like protein shakes Oh Billy's leaving right now.
Yeah, what you doing pal? Um, I'm just like I'm really tired and I want to go bed right now You're taking bed snacks. Yes, because I'm really sleepy and I know I'm gonna have a long sleep Usually when you're really sleepy, you just fall asleep wherever you are. I'm like extra like I'm really a special sleepy Kind of covering a little bit.
Yeah, it's just because I'm so tired that that that I'm moving a lot It's my body being like hurry up. Oh bad Text just like okay, Billy. You're gonna go to bed. Yeah, okay, and I will sleep for a long time That's okay and then find us in the morning.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Sweet dreams Billy.
I love you. I love you too Love you Billy like shrinks away Elbows up in his arms hanging at his side as he scuttles a room. Bye Okay, uh interesting actually I just have a quick question. Are we doing like Billy out on the town by himself like adventure?
Yeah, I gotta go get this book cool. Yeah after Billy like bust out of the room. Uh, text like he's for sure gonna leave the library Oh, definitely 100% that is not going to bedwalk. All right.
There we go. Never mind then It might not be a Billy on his own adventure after all Okay, literally the most Like came into the cafeteria said I'm going to bed now Dungeon rations out of the freezer. Yeah, okay that answers every question that I just had Were the second he leaves you all get up You're like Billy's gonna try and get out when you said that yeah, I'm being with packing water bottles But back feeling as camp like wait should we go after him or should we let him deal with this? We should definitely we'll let him deal with it from a distance.
Yeah, a respectful distance We'll hover a distance away if we can keep up with him. Wow. This is like your kid Going to like walking the school walking the school for the first time alone and I was in a helicopter directly above it So where would Billy go to get out of here? Like are you going back to basically the motor pool like the sandboat?
Yeah, um, who was the driver again? Uh, the driver was uh, he was handled by mustache remember that was a that was a joke All right. No, I was mainly just imagining hulk hulk. Yeah Flat butt and bags under his eyes bald with like long hair long blonde Way less racist for sure.
No more racist. Okay. He sees Billy goes Can you get away from me? Yeah, bulko is in the boat launch and he's working on the sandboat that he brought you back in bulko.
Hey, it's me Billy What's up little brother? Um, it's a big emergency. We need to go back to the sticks right now Right now ferret told me so well, I don't know if I should be letting you a little unattended little kid Don't you usually have two other dudes that are with you? Yeah, but they told me I can go they gave express permission and they said we want you to go lonely We don't want to go.
We are very tired and we trust you and come back to us. We're around the corner I can't believe he actually gets away with the shit people believe him such a fucking liar Fuck he doesn't get that from me. He does not get it from me. I don't why who's he get that from?
I don't know. Maybe it's the guy that lost us 98 coin Whoever that is The tech looks they're stuck in like a wide-eyed Just as I for until the more time and by being in this argument we get miss most of the covers Yeah, so I'm like bill you're gonna have to either roll it invite in your charisma or perhaps spend a ferryhold but that might be yes Okay, calling charisma. Okay. Oh boy.
It's fine. Five plus two is seven five plus two is seven Billy's like hands and knees eyes closed. Please please please please please please please I don't know. I've gotten a lot of trouble in the past for taking people out of the desert with not enough clearance I'm on thin eyes a little brother.
No, fair said and she also said a long time ago that we are basically like the boss of this library So like I'm your boss. So please but like I'd be really nice about it. All right. All right.
All right. All right. Holy shit. Just shut up Okay.
All right. I'm not sure that I can let you Out of the boat like I can take you to McCall and I can take you I'm gonna have to come with you as what I'm saying I can't let you go unattended. Okay fine Billy agrees, but he's definitely gonna like shake it off. Yeah, totally.
Okay. So uh, bulko Grabs um his sand boating gear, which is like a big heavy scarf that goes around his neck goggles Because you know how sand boats have like just a slit that you look at. He's got his goggles his hat his scarf And uh, he wears a librarians robe, but the sleeves have been ripped off cool So it's like I'll jag it on the sides and he's got real huge tanned muscles nice and a tattoo that says books This guy's a fucking brand. This guy's the only nerd that tuck his ever respected Yeah, he's a sand boe driver, but he is a librarian.
Um, and he's like, all right. Let's get out of here. Hop in I'm are you oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you go.
You're so quick. That's fine. Let's go. All right.
Any hops in clangs And uh, he kicks his foot out of the sand boat onto the ground and kicks the lever that starts the funicular that Gives it up and can latch on somehow should we run up in latch on or steal a different sand boat? Oh, yeah, I'd be fun to try and talk somebody else into taking this up to the surface Yeah, so Billy you're heading up and he's like, okay, uh, if you don't mind. I might uh, I might let the sales out a little bit on this one What do you say like make it fast? Oh, yeah, oh, please do I've been working on a little something With uh, what's it?
What's his boat called big mama? Oh, yeah I've been working on a little something with big mama that I think you're gonna like And yeah, you're heading up and out tuck in ving you see bulkos sandboat big mama heading up and out of the boat launch What do you do? Uh, we run up to the other sandboat guys washing down one of his sand boats Yeah, he's just hosing it down. He's got one of those like pump things that like uh before you know pressure hoses existed He just got a big container full of water and a pump and he's just blasting sand off of it.
Hey, nacho man Who's this guy? Uh, Randy? Randy? Oh, because you're going for it.
Yeah, Randy nacho man Oh, Randy, yeah, not you man. Yeah, no, not you man. Just Randy. Yeah, just Randy.
So much Hello It's me Randy. So much. What can I do for you today fine gentlemen? It's guy so distinguished I love it.
He's still huge and he has like sunglasses that covers whole faces got a big beard and a cowboy hat What can I do for you this fine evening? We need to get up to the surface post-haze very well hop in I have no reason to disbelieve you you're two reasonable adults Just you just threw her arms of the Yeah, I asked the wrong person No, uh, Billy is a child If a by-of-a-truck driver was at a truck stop and some adults were like, hey, we're just hitchhiking We need to get to the next down. They're more likely to say yes that if a kid runs up and it's like we gotta go right now This is a hate crime Okay, yeah, and Randy's like let's go where to where to follow that sandboat tux says post-haste and uh, Randy hops into his Sandboat kicks the lever in the finicular heads up to the top of the boat launch and Billy you Come out of the launch with boco and he pilots it out to the edge of a lane springs and he's like, all right you ready? Absolutely, okay here we go and he reaches over and pushes like a lever forward and you hear mechanisms above you like in the sail Uh extend outward like two arms come out to make a really big sail and then you hear something rumbling inside the boat itself And it's moving under power like it's got like a some sort of weird thing that's pushing it forward Oh, and then he's like, okay, here we go and it starts picking up speed and then you feel the desert wind catches extra large sale And it's like hitting fucking hyperdrive like you just get thrown backwards Yeah, Billy's chief's like flapping the wind and he's gripping on to the front of the seat So hard and he's like fuck yeah, I'm gonna get that book so soon.
Yeah Billy. Just Billy have little goggles on it. Uh, yeah Tiny goggles Yeah, and boco's like oh yeah Tim Allen sound I could remember if there was a sound that all coghain made so it was kind of Tim Allen kind of much a man And you're fucking ripping ass through the nighttime desert tux and ving you come out of the boat launch with Randy Yeah, he turns over and he's like can I interest you in some in cabin coffee lovely? No, just follow that boat man Which boat the one that's fucking getting away and you look and you can barely see it on the horizon and Randy's like my word And he it takes a lot longer because he doesn't have a motor in his so it just like slowly gets he gets out and pushes it Into the sand no no fuck can you get some fucking wind yeah just a moment We have to get under the sands.
I don't want to damage cream of the crop while he's behind there pushing it I want to see if I can get a big Gus and we can leave his guy in the dust all right Dustin Gus Holy God, uh 12 all right. What's a 12 on elemental mastery getcha? I think I only get two from the list below effect comes to pass avoid paying nature's price retain control So i'll get effect comes to pass and i'll retain control okay, so nature's price. We're back back back again.
What is nature's price? I mean it could always just be damn it can just be damaged. It can totally just be like what's your damage a d8? Oh, no, it's six the elements to detend oh So if you want to roll me a d10 oh this is the act of hanging onto there Yeah, you get up on the top like to be like fuck this Two two great.
Yeah, so you only take two damage as the uh as the wind whips so hard that you can feel like it tearing at your skin almost Tux cheeks are as the boat lurches forward the sail unfurls forcefully and you hear Randy go now hold on He's gone as you whip out of the desert tuck you are driving apparently oh yeah, and I call out the back. Sorry. We'll bring it back in one piece We promise bye Yeah, and you carry on bing. I assume that you're gonna pilot as a former sand sailor.
Yeah, yeah jumped out to make you uh roll to pilot Thank you driven a boat before and Billy you're Hanging on to the front of a seat legs flapping behind like a little flag and you hear bulk ago go what the hell is that? What where some sort of squall kicking up behind us. I'm just gonna take a quick look can you hold the wheel? Sure.
Can you carry me? He grabs you from where you are flapping on the back of the seat and just picks you up and puts you on the wheel Yeah, so I I tuck my legs into the wheel like I'm sitting on like a chair swing and I hold the wheel Here we go effectively doing nothing He's using my body weight too, and he pops the hatch and stands up and squints he gets him out full of sand and he's like somebody's following us Billy knows immediately no. Oh no. Oh, I think it's just my parents Uh your parents the ones that you said were fine with you coming Yeah, they're totally fine with it.
They just like I probably just like forgot my backpack or something should we stop? No Whatever you say little brother and he slams the hatch that picks you up off the wheel and uh gang keeps going and it's gonna take you like What's the ride we usually say it's like two hours to get kind of around McCall into the library? Yeah, but I guess with his turbo speed it's probably like 40 minutes. Yeah, you're gonna do it in 40 minutes easy Yeah, he's really proud of that time.
Oh, he's like are you dominant? It's gonna be so fast. I can even go to the far side of the I can go to the north side if you want We don't even get to the lower side. It's gonna take like ten extra minutes.
That's where I use it right I mean whatever's closest to the the lighthouse. All right fine. I'll just take you to the south side. Whatever And uh ball goes this down in no time flat.
You see the city of McCall rising up before you and he goes all right Hold on. Okay, and he pulls a bunch of levers and the boat starts slowing immediately and he's basically like e-brake turning The boat sounds like it's gonna rattle apart. Yeah, his uh his monster energy drink falls off the dashboard And he basically e-brake turns into Just a bunch of houses that are built on the very edge of the desert and he almost hits a pen full of goats In fact you hear it tap the latch and the gate opens and all the goats go Billy is like so bruised because it's just he's been like ping ponging around the hat He's like nice like he pops out of the hat He's like thanks bolco. Hey happy to help little brother.
He takes his goggles off and where he was totally brown from the sand He's just like nice and pink up to the goggles All right, if you you need to ride back are you good? Wait, no, I said I was gonna come with you. I forgot Fuck fuck. We have fairy dust him.
That's oh, you're gonna put him to sleep? Yeah Because I know I have a ride back but he can't follow me. I feel he's like off the chain right now This is Billy with no supervision. Oh, man.
Uh, he's an animal. Okay, so fairy dust is 2d6 plus charisma Okay, uh bolco. Can you just like I think I dropped something under the chair? Can you have a look?
Oh no problem There's a lot of stuff under this chair though. My technique stuck. Okay, you start sticking around Seven Okay, so you get one from the list the list is it affects a group of people they stay asleep for a good amount of time You can do it from a distance. Um, I feel really close so I'm like I'm like leaning over him like hands on shoulder like It's like really under there and then I'm gonna choose that he falls asleep for a long time Okay So as he's like bent over like shoulder deep under the seat pulling out like copper book romance novels and like a little one of those rubber Slappy sticky hands.
He's just like no, no, no, and you just blow a bunch of dust in his face. Yeah, basically I go in his face Come on little brother Good night have a good nap. I'll see you later I Cute and he goes I pull his shawl over him and like tuck him in so he's comfy and I hop out of the boat All right, and it's dark out. Yeah, and the moon is obscured by like clouds So it's not as bright as it usually is the only real light is uh the occasional worm glass in the cliffside and uh the light at the top of the lighthouse Of McCall so yeah, just like tightens up his satchel is backpack and uh off we go Cut back to tuck and ving you are absolutely hauling ass on the sand boat You can feel the wind unnaturally like almost picking the boat up off the ground.
We're getting air Yeah, exactly you can feel it's the boat stops vibrating every once in a while and you're like that's not a good sign Uh, so you are approaching the city very very quickly you see a sandboat parked Like I don't know half a kilometer off to your left. You realize the wind is pushing you kind of off course you're going so fast Yeah, there's goats everywhere dodging the goats right there's goats just running out into the desert Goat bunch of goats making a freedom dash. They're like finally Uh, we're down around the herd. Uh, we got yeah, I suppose that you said that you were you retain control So it's not gonna uncontrollably slam you into the side But I feel like we needed to fight a jadexterity to not hit these coats totally so somebody gave a fighter dexterity I wasn't gonna because you're piloting yeah the boat boats go come on save a goat 11.
Oh geez. Yeah, you step between the goat drops You know you like you're threading the needle so beautifully a good jumping goats Yeah, goat like clops up onto the boat and runs down the other side like well He's like heads up he's talking to the goat yeah, and you hear the go go freedom And You ask the wind to let up just before you get to the city the night zephyr carries off into the sky cool He gently comes to arrest at the edge of the city of McCall And we tap a pan of chickens and all those chickens chicken latch opens and the chickens don't move like I'm not going anywhere I love it here. Somebody brings me corn every day And yeah, you're here at the city McCall you see balsos sandboat big mama Um parked a little bit further up the outskirts and Billy must be nearby and we'll cut to Billy so Billy, uh, you know He's trying to be I guess like economical with the exercises I have to perform so he's like the fastest way up is just straight up So he pulls out his throwing daggers two of them and he's scaling the like tower Oh, you've made it back to yeah, you've made it back to the to the sticks I think that I kind of want Billy to have to roll to get their unseen you know what I mean because like there are a lot of people in this neighborhood Uh, so to find dangerous dexterity. Whoa, that's x-30.
I got 10. Okay. Yeah, you are a phantom I am in thief mode. Yeah, this is old school Billy sneaking unseen through the trappings of society I flip through the shadows and I stick close to the walls and tiptoe you you sneak right past like jackals just chatting about their days crimes They committed you hear whispers of uh some sort of terrible fight in step side that left a gang decimated And you just hear a couple whisperings with nothing's into each other's ears in the dark alleyway Can we hear some of those sweet no things?
I just I just love the way your butt looks So sweet, it's just you know like most people like when they when they think about a butt they think about like sitting and shitting Not me. I think about your butt and I think wow. I love it It's good as 13. Yeah, these are like teenagers.
This is not good I was like wow, you know, I never thought about my own ass like I'm going to from now on and then here Because they start kissing each other That's a fucking gross. But you can make it to the base of the lighthouse. No problem A little bit of you know flashbacks as you remember what you went through just earlier this day in this neighborhood Yeah, it was like those stairs even though I only climbed like 50 feet of them Oh, I love Vera. She's such a good grandma Do I have to yeah, you're gonna have to roll um unless you can think of another mechanical movie you could use to get up there Yeah, it's gonna be defied injured xdarity and it's gonna take a while Because remember it took you like a couple hours to walk up and now you're gonna climb up the outside Yeah, that's true.
That's okay Yeah, so it's nine okay The first thing you do is like you scramble up, you know a bunch of the houses and stuff like that and get as high as you can Just by climbing on those so that gets you like 100 120 feet up. You see patunia. Yeah, you see patunia the rat Yeah, I did take a pause to like look in the like it's creepy But like look in the window and like there's Greg. He's like having a nice news and patunias on the chair curled up Yeah, yeah, and you see the roof that you guys helped build told no good like for the last six hours Solid six hours new record and you get up on top of uh, Greg three g's uh, with it with a nine You're like who I got some work ahead of me And you start digging your little daggers into the brickwork and pulling yourself up Yeah, and I find like little footings and you start climbing up and we'll cut to tucking ving You enter on the cliff side side of the city.
Yeah, we need to be very discreet There's a conversation that we're having in the chicken coop To be discreet so we duck into the chicken coop and tuck is like we need to be very discreet They're people are looking for us now. Who? What the fuck you talking about the manjay? Oh, no, I was Paul asking.
Yeah, okay Wait, I was really just picturing our feet inside of a nest we're sitting on this big nest The chickens in between us the chickens are just like Say what you want to be discreet? Ladies don't mind us for a moment Okay And they all kind of go in cluster up on the other side of the fence tuck about us tucks naps in front of ving And he's like hey, it's rude when you do that when you speak a language. I don't know So sorry He's just casually talking these chickens. Um, okay.
Yeah. Well, do you think Billy's gonna exercise the same discretion? No for sure not Damn it. You know Billy.
Yeah One time he made a scene at a Charles Eve pageant because he thought the plastic hanging meats were real And then at another Charles Eve pageant he tried to fight a guy because he thought it was actually Charles and he was actually trying to break into a house He was just doing his best What do we have for costumes? What do we have for darkness? I have the axe with me so I'm very noticeable right now I mean you know, I was hiding the axe. I'm not leaving this thing behind not again.
Well, that's your fault There's like a farmer's tool shed next to you. Could have some stuff in there. Maybe Randy had some stuff in his sandboat cream of the crop Uh, wait, can we break open this farmer's tool shed? So if there's any poor people close in there and then we'll put those uh, okay Uh, it is locked so you're gonna have to roll something to break the lock.
Yeah, I'm just gonna roll strike Okay, two six plus strikes plus three is nine. Yep, and I just lift the shed up The things that are in it and as you uh toss the shed to the side it shatters completely. You're not gonna be able to put it back Sorry, so now there's just a bunch of texts up to the chicken. Sorry In their last day Actually, yeah, the chickens are making a ton of noise and you're what's going on here?
Cluck casually get away from my chick and you hear like ding and you see a worm light Start glowing in the house next to you and you hear a rumblin as somebody starts coming out. You gotta move fast Is that right there close? Uh, yeah, there's just a bunch of stuff. There's a scarecrow Grapes close up all right, but I forgot to take the stick out so I'm sorry Uh tuck grabs.
Um, no time to think okay comes to your head tuck grabs a bag of birds All right, that's what you get and Puts the axe inside of it. I guess I guess so and the door to the house bangs open and there's a farmer standing there with a pitchfork Get away from my chicken. Tuck grabs a pitchfork too It's kind of good. So you're trying to scare this guy away.
Yeah, he's like what's your name? Money what's your name? Money's milk get away from my chicken and it took us my name is milk He's confusing for building the night rolls up the Two six plus charisma. I guess being as staying is still responsible, but this is insane of it witness 10 He just stares at you for a second your name's bill.
Yeah, where was your mom's name? My mom's name was Mill my mom's name was mill and he holds his hand up like he's trying to see if you're a reflection and the tuck does the same thing And he moves it in the circle Texas is anything, but there's an obvious like and he touches his face touches his face and he just closes his door and then back in time There's no shit or door. Yeah tuck. Oh picks the shed door up off the ground and then closes it And you can hear you can't see but you can distinctly hear bill heavily sitting down at his kitchen table head in his hands Just thinking so hard about what he saw but you're good for now.
There might be some ramifications here I feel like every time I interact with a farmer. I ruin their life. Yeah, really no life All right, so you have a ving has a disguise. He looks like a scarecrow.
What does a McCallen scarecrow look like? You know, there's a hey coming out the sleeves. I'm dressed like librarians. Okay, old discarded librarian robes That's pretty much it.
Yeah, so you just got an outfit full of hay and a floppy hat of some kind Yeah, beautiful tuck. You just have a bag of bird seed with an accident Yeah, and he throws another bag of bird seed on his back And he puts a like an old disheveled hat on to try and like hide his face. Okay, and he hunches down So he doesn't look so he looks like a hunched farmer grace the bird See his bulk of his body look like bangs a bird seed. Yeah, nice Wonderful and he keeps the pitch work.
All right, and you head off into the city. Yeah, shambly cut back to billy Billy you've begun scaling the side of the lighthouse. I feel like I know I'm ahead of them by quite a bit Yeah, so I'd say you're like a third of the way up. That's it It's gonna take you a long time He was able to climb a third of the way basically on the houses true So your stairs were spiraling so that takes up more than going straight up.
All right. All right You're two-thirds of the way up the house much more than two No, you're two-thirds of the way up Billy is telling himself I am much more than two-thirds of the way up billy can manipulate physical space come on You got a seven to nine. I would like to point out Well, he is dripping sweat, but he's just like he's just grit and threw yeah, telling himself little stories So he doesn't get too scared and billy you're like just before What looks like it used to be a window before it was sealed up so it like sticks out a little bit You could rest on it and you hear up Behind you and you see a chunky little bug flying right behind you and then you see a couple more And now there's this little swarm of chunky little bugs buzzing around you. What are they?
They look like something that you might want to spell lore for okay. I will spell lore But they definitely look like a bee of some kind Oh, holy shit. Cool. So nine great.
Okay. Um, we aid no Absolutely not you don't know much about them billy But you do recognize these as what you've heard an entomologist in the library describe as mccolland stone cutter bees They're very like they have gray chunky kite nichills. They look geometric almost like they look like cut stone and they have big Huge chomping mandibles and they're flying very close to you. They're very curious as to what you are.
Um, is this your house In the way Really kind of like moves aside a bit Moves a little bit closer and you can see it's mandible start like chomping you get the idea that you might be close to their hive Uh, do you want to billy's like motioning like do you want to chop through the window that could help me? And he's like point himself and billy like there's i don't know just like some sand and gravel kind of like on the ledge So he's like holds it out like a little offering like yeah, all right. Do we be friends now? 2d6 plus charisma Oh, wow, oh, oh, oh, holy shit.
Okay. Um, yeah, there's like a good number of these bees Now there's maybe like a couple dozen in this swarm and a few of them move forward and land in your hand and start You can see their huge mandibles which are like, you know, a third again is because their body like chomping into the sand and rock So I like move them against like I guess the plastered over window like do you want to eat that? And they land on the windowsill next to you and start chomping at the sand and then they start crawling all over the side of the lighthouse And you can hear like As they start chewing through the stone. Yeah chew it you can do it like Yeah, I don't know billy like he takes like the copper pin out of his hair and he starts like digging through it like I will help Yeah Chew it you can do it and um They chew like since there's a good number of them and they chew a lot faster than you would expect So they start digging through the stone too fast the copper pin wasn't doing anything So I like use my knives instead.
I'm like chew and I start acting like I'm a little stone cutter By like making little mandibles with your knife. Yeah, like yeah stone cutter billy chomp chomp Zing buzz a lot. Yeah, that's amazing And as you uh follow them into this like roughly billy sized hole that they're making it takes a little bit of going You can tell that there's something that you didn't remember about stone cutter bees because all the bees are moving around you And this hole and they're filling in behind you like they're filling in the stone behind you with like very um Intricate looking hive structure. Okay, so I grab my bag from the sill.
Yeah, I don't want to leave anything behind Yep, and they slowly seal you in as you start to like move through the wall of this lighthouse And we'll cut back to talking big real quick. What are you doing? Where how far are we away from the lighthouse? Are we um?
Maybe a 20 30 minute walk, um, but you're gonna have to roll something to get through the neighborhood unseen Wait, we don't really know where billy is going. What do you think tuck and vink think billy is doing going to get the book? Yeah, and where do you think the book is? He we know he left it at the top of the light.
Yeah, yeah At least your first instinct would be well, we should go there first. Yeah, totally Thanks for talking me through that stranger. You know what happy to help I mean, I you know, I just like to go around and help people talk through things in the middle of the night It's like a spiritual undertaking. I've accepted what's your name?
It's in fornish booth If you uh if you have anybody else that needs some help you just point him towards info booth and I'll help him out I have a great night folks and he trundles off down the street that guy's gonna be really handy later on time I can't wait to ask him a bunch of specific questions about where our enemies are If you can find me and he starts sprinting down the street away from you a huge star above him It's boggling he's got a map on his back Yeah, he says you are here in the dot always moves to where you are in the city man that guy's vibe is very much that he's on half It's definitely a burner and you make it to the base of the lighthouse. Of course That's you that where your billy would go and you see the one glad it seems obvious to you Sean Maybe it's just because i'm omniscient. I know where everybody is in the city But yeah, you get to like the the borderline fungal construction of the sticks and you see the lighthouse immense above you And a lot of little knife marks If you were to get really close you'd be able to see them Uh, if you were to go to do you think you'd go to Greg's starting point shack? I don't know we're in a bit of a hurry.
Yeah. Can I use the axe to kind of just like smash through the side of the lighthouse Just on the street full of you everybody maybe it's Greg's up against the lighthouse Yeah, it is yeah, yeah, maybe we'll do it at Greg's house so that there is some cover So you're gonna go to this old man's house. Yeah, and you're gonna wake him up It's like two or three in the morning and you're gonna say hey would you mind if I cut a hole into an ancient and unknowable giant construction? Yeah, but we're gonna pitch it to him like he's on that house flipping show All right, we're gonna spend his house.
So you go to Greg's place and you knock on the door Greg He wakes up is that he comes to the door his eyes are closed hello Greg it's tuck from earlier when your house got destroyed. We're here to do it again Martha you're back. He's sleeping sleep. I'm so glad that we were able to go to the seaside for our anniversary.
Come here And he starts moving towards you with his hands out in the face. Yeah tuck plays into it And he gives you a little kiss right in the middle your chest because you're so much taller than him But tuck holds his hand up and he makes it into a face kiss it lips he kisses your hand and he goes It's great to see you too And as this is playing out the venue here. Well, hello there. Hey, doontan.
How you doing girl? Two times and one day could i be so lucky i'm the lucky one and you know a girl What can i help you with tonight sugar you know i'll sweet little boy. Yeah, he's up on the lighthouse Oh, I know. Oh what you saw him.
I saw him earlier this very night. Aren't you perceptive and beautiful? Look he looked me right in my eyes and said hello. Oh man those beautiful beady little red eyes Oh ving you chama you and if you look over to the corner of the room tuck you hear As a rat is going You know like a wave of like a southern bell hand gesture And if you come back to tuck for a second he doesn't notice that because his arm is now spooning with Greg in the bed Hurry the fuck up and they're whispering sweet nothing so each other and his hand is going your butt is Great Usually when i think of a butt i think of booping but when but your butt is so the opposite of that and i love it Greg And he's dentistry.
He's got a big smile on his face so happy tuck continues Okay Uh and Petunia is like are you gonna go get your boy? Well, yeah, you have the run of the house into all the nooks and crannies But what part of the house is a butts up against the lighthouse? We're thinking about maybe kind of a little hole in there to get up the lighthouse faster Well, if you look around you'll see that it's more of a one-room shack kind of situation and one of the walls is very clear The brickwork of the lathouse. Oh, okay.
Thank you very much. Of course You're not gonna leave that hole yonder open to scare old tune Tam will ya? No, we'll close it up, of course Okay, would want to scare ya Well have fun. Thank you.
Tuck are you done? You're about done? Yeah, I'm done I cannot wait until we awake on the seaside together. Good night, Greg.
Um All right, I'm ready You slip the arm out of correct state. I like the idea like in the end of jones style You switch it with a bag of bird seas And draw like lipstick and eyelashes on the bag, right? Defy danger dexterity because that's really funny Holy shit. That's always whenever it's gonna be the funniest to succeed You always succeed.
Yeah, you slip the bag of bird seed in there and he throws his knee up over it and he holds it close Okay, cool. I'll start cutting into this. Well quietly. Yeah, it's just gonna take you longer if you do it quietly It's not gonna be hard because your axe does destroy stone.
Yeah, so tuck takes his axe and he kind of like he starts shaving Yeah pieces off the wall. Nice. Yeah, cool. And he's the axe cuts it like butter But yeah, it's coming off in sheets, which is really weird to see stone do yeah curls Yeah, and we come back to Billy.
You're working through the darkness of this stone cutter be hive Yeah, um, I've created a little willow the wisp So it's like I've got a little ball hovering in front of me Uh, do I discern realities to like know where I am? No, you're gonna pop out eventually I'd say that you being a little chaotic kid. You don't know how much time is passed because you don't really care about the passage of time very much But eventually um as you're digging through with all your new stone cutter friends You feel fresh air well quote unquote fresh air then you pop out you feel the cavernous Uh opening of a lighthouse in front of you and you are above the staircase like maybe Five to eight feet like above it. So it's gonna be a little bit of a drop, but um, you're right above the staircase Uh All right And you just climb down.
Yeah. Yeah, for some real. I just pictured like a cartoon of Billy falling forward covered in honey and it's like Yeah, I mean, I basically like belly flop Oh, that's probably what stone cutter be honey is like it's like mortar. Oh Like as it dries you have to like brush it off.
Yeah, like sandy Like your skin so smooth Because it takes all the old skin with it. It's probably so good for exfoli. Oh my god. They haven't spas Um, so yeah, you climb down no problem with your little daggers ting ting ting and um The stone cutter bees start filling in that section and like they were basically just filling like tubes on tubes on tubes behind you And then you see the beautiful construction of their rock hard hive structure Like start spreading out along the walls too and then they just stop and you hear like quiet little Inside the tunnels.
I say buy them. Oh And uh, yeah, you're in the lighthouse itself. It's very eerie in here You've got the light from your little will of the wisp and You remember that on your way up the first time you didn't really have much to do with it You didn't take in too much of the lighthouse. So now you've got a bit of a climb Ahead of you but now it's safer.
But also who knows what's in here All right, so I tuck my daggers back into my pockets and ho-fon my backpack I'm pretty scared. So uh, I turned the will of the wisp into a little wicker. I'm like, okay Now I feel like I'm not quite so alone. Yeah, so up we go.
Okay. Um, I'm going to be as stealthy as possible Yeah climbing up these stairs is a laborious process for Billy But um as you start hustling up this staircase You are struck by the mystery in openings that are off the staircase like other chambers that obviously go to different parts of this lighthouse and The designs carved into the walls that you didn't really notice before like there's just a very alien Monumental ancient feeling to this lighthouse that is somewhat it's strange when it's somewhat comforting to Billy in its age Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I feel like I relate to it Does Billy have any interest in um exploring the lighthouse at all or are you just going straight to the top? Prefixated on this boat.
Yeah, totally. Yeah, okay. So you climb up the lighthouse hand over hand foot over foot belly over belly As you flop up the staircase with your wicker the wisp behind you as you get to the top of the lighthouse You see that opening you feel a disturbance in the air very similar to the disturbance that you felt when you were fighting Roth and the medjike earlier. Okay, there's some sort of interference.
Yeah, so I extinguished low willow the wisp This might take a role to get this. Yeah, I'm gonna trap expert Oof, that's a nine plus two is 11. Fuck. So you have three questions off trap expert.
Okay, is there a trap here? Yes, there is. Okay, and if so what activates it? Um, what act what would activate it is Probably just getting too close you feel just based on your experience now being around medjai You could tell if you really really focused kind of where Roth is he's at the top of the lighthouse On the skirt that surrounds the very top like the light chamber.
Okay, but he's not moving right now Is Billy sensing this through the fey realm? Yeah, kind of like it's it's something that not everybody would be aware of With Roth talk might be aware of this feeling if he was really close But it's just like a turbulence. Oh because I'm connected to the X No, just because of the degree to which they're creating a turbulence like in reality. So it just affects regular people too.
Yeah, but Mastering of the elements. I think especially when like when Billy was in like lily and stower I think it's kind of similar to that. Yeah, exactly. It feels very similar to the energy you felt in lily and stume.
Um, so what does the trap do you When activated? Uh, what the trap would do is if you get too close Roth will probably be able to sense that you're there and then he will attack. What else is hidden here? So now that you've gotten to sort of the top of the stairs and you're peeking out onto the Uh, the platform you can see Roth sitting at the very edge overlooking the city facing the salt flats He's sitting cross legging on the ground.
He has his hands on his knees and he's completely immobile But you can see next to him is the book I'm gonna try something. Mm-hmm. So I'm going to use a fairy child to switch objects within view Uh, yeah, yeah Sweet and I don't have to roll for that right like I just use one of my moves. They'll be my last move Oh, it'll be your last very child.
Yeah, and yeah, you would just spend it All right, I'm all out. So I um, what do I have that I'm not too worried about leaving behind Oh, I have some like fucking gross sweaty raisins still the last of my raisins Is there anything that's maybe a little more important to Billy that would be like a sacrifice to leave behind? Is there anything that's more nutritionally dense that you can maybe leave? Uh, uh, I'll leave my copper pin Oh, oh shit.
That's actually yeah, pretty big. That's pretty cool. Mm-hmm. Okay, so I take it on my hair and like Shit Billy says losing a pin that he really likes the audience realizing that lamenters will no longer be able use to use it to track Billy Yeah So Billy is super sad about this, but uh Uh, and yeah, you hold your hand out with a copper pin in it and you feel that fairy energy start to tingle through you And then the books in your hand and the copper pin is set.
I look at this book. I might hate you I put my backpack And uh as you're as you're getting ready to turn and head back down the stairs you feel that spiritual turbulence pitch Stay really still and Roth starts to turn. I cut back to vin contact Tuck you've made it through, um, the side of the lighthouse laving it away. There's a weirdly goopy pile of stone behind you And you feel yeah the stale air of the lighthouse rush as you cut through into the structure itself Vincance sense that the Roth is up there, right?
Maybe not quite from this distance, but still you enter the lighthouse and it's the vibes are bad in here Yeah, like it's not specifically Roth is upstairs and he's angry. It's something is wrong Should we run up the stairs? Yeah, the stairs are here. Is there a faster way?
Yeah, you can light as a feather. Talk. I'm gonna. I'm gonna go up.
Yeah, you go ahead. I'll Fucking try and bust it. Okay. I'll try to do the stairs as fast as I can.
I'm so sorry. No, that's fine. I'm in a bulk This is gonna be extra hard for tuck because my thighs have been rubbing together so much So I'm in that kind of a bulk phase. It's gonna be really chafed when you get to the time bulking my thighs Well, it's good for stairs.
All right, light as a feather. It's been a while. I want to read that one. Okay When you run across the surface that cannot hold your weight roll plus desk decks I'm 10 plus you do it.
No problem seven to nine something was wrong. Okay, so it looks like he's Yeah, just kind of like jaunting above the stairs around them and jumping from side to side little edges. So that is a seven Okay, so you um start scaling the wall like just your fingers finding the tiniest little in between sections of brick climbing up Yeah, maybe that was an old stone cutter be I've you know, like you're just scaling like a spider up the side of this wall And um as you get to the next level of the stairs and start scaling that wall you see here and feel a huge bright gout of flame Punch out over the stairs at the very top that billy you just dodged Uh, Roth has seen you and he turned around and immediately just punched forward and fired a huge gout of fire at you Oh my god. Whoa.
Holy shit. And yeah, billy. Isun are you trying to run down the back down the stairs? I'm actually sliding down the rail.
Okay, 2d6 plus dexterity Nice. Oh 13. Holy shit. Okay billy bart simpsons down the rail of the staircase and ving you see this flame and you hear i assume billy makes a noise Yeah, I'm like well, I scream and then i big thunk as I jumped down and then i'm like whoa Oh Because I slide down Yeah, and uh ving you're climbing up tuck you see this flame too as you start hustling up the stairs and you get the distinct idea that that is definitely billy Oh no and tuck yells up billy Get out of here I'm coming and ving you're climbing the wall and billy as you're sliding down the rail you see ving climbing up one side of the wall And you're about to like meet basically at the same section of the staircase But ving looking over your shoulders you're climbing you see Roth like running down the staircase keep going billy Yeah, follow me I kind of want to act as like a bit of a barrier like i'll start coming down but I need to put some buddy between billy and roth Okay Yeah, totally billy whizzes past you on the railing and you see Roth arcing around the spiral of the stairs approaching you what do you do?
I'm gonna fight with honor and gonna get and gain some chi hopefully 10 okay, so that is a bunch of chi and he's yeah, he's coming down the stairs at you and he yells some stupid villain bullshit What is he oh he sees you and says Now we'll be the end of this i'm drawing an absolute He's not good at this He's had such a shitty fucking day for a morally gray villain. He's like you will stand in the way of my ambitions no longer what lame And he's doing that you know he's running forward and he's punching in like little chunks of the elements are coming out like fire rock a puff of air Um, I want to lay I have to still have a jar of that worm come the blue light Maybe it's growing I would like to hear your plan with the worm come please. Uh, he's running down the stairs I'm gonna take i'm gonna take and put it on a whole bunch of the stairs Home alone and uh covered up with a quick light dusting of um of dust of dirt sand so that he is just not glowing And hopes just to trip him up a little bit delay a little trap room. Okay, uh defy danger dexterity I guess to do it fast.
Yeah watch this he's laid so many worm come trapped in his life as a kid He used to do it all the time for us nice 11 So you just like pull out the jar throw it on the ground Dicks and dirt this gooey pile. Yeah, you kick some dirt or like elementally move some dust onto the pile. Oh cool Yes, and uh, he's running down at you. This is definitely here.
He hasn't seen it. He might slip I'm going. I'm going down. Oh, yeah, I hop on the rail like Billy.
Yeah, go for it. Divide danger dexterity. Light as a feather surfing down 10. Okay, great.
So you uh throw this just goo on the ground cover it and dust hop on the railing start surfing down And tuck wants to uh do what are you waiting for to try and distract Roth? So that he doesn't pay as much attention to a billion ving Yeah, and like looks down and is like what's that happening down there over there? Who's that big boy with a with a big a bag of bird seed? Yeah, you brought the bird seed with you.
Well, I too bagged so I I still had one. Okay, is that is he carrying Greg's wife? So the answer is yes, you did bring a bag of bird seed. I did I ran back into Greg's house and I grabbed the wife bag And I ran back out and my what are you waiting for is that I'm going to throw this like sex doll at It's not Roth to try and hit him to make a man.
Nothing establishes that this is a sex doll. It just was all right Yeah, what are you waiting for? So what's what's how you rolling again? You when you cry out a challenge to your enemies roll plus con on a 10 plus they treat you as the most obvious threat to be dealt with and ignore your companions so 12 okay, so Roth is running down the stairs and what do you do you all something?
Yeah, I go hey, Roth I found your girlfriend And I throw the bag of bird seed up at him and despite the fact that you're like still pretty far below him Tuck is so strong that it just hits the side of it hits the wall next to Roth like a fucking boulder And it explodes in his face and he looks down at you and he goes I will kill All of you and he steps forward and steps in the worm Slips his feet out from under up and slams his ass on the stairs And tuck yeah, you keep hustling up the staircase and just as you get some momentum going billion ving rip past you on the banister going the other way Tuck wants to slide down the banister to because he feels left out now. Okay, it's been a certain time But he's doing it, you know the lame way where you're going but first oh yeah, oh the lady if I did your dexterity seven Okay, um so you see billion ving race past you Billy's riding on his butt ving is surfing it like Disney's Tarzan Yeah, I'm established and you are like I'm doing it too and you throw your leg over the banister hold on with your hands in front of you And start He doesn't have pants so it's just squeaking against the inside of his thighs which are already rubbed pretty raw Yeah, and you see above you the worm goo shifting as Roth gets to his feet and starts charging down the staircase Is the banister faster than me running there you probably not okay? And yeah as you're running down the staircase billion ving you hear the like thought thought thought as tuck is charging guys We're not on the banistering we're running down the stairs. This is the game that we're all playing not the banister game stairs run So you run down to the bottom you're running down to the bottom of the lighthouse You pass right by the whole in the lighthouse that leads to Greg's house and Roth is sailing down the stairs behind you You catch a glimpse and it looks like he's like he's kind of bent at the knees and both of his feet are facing forward And it looks like he's not even touching the stairs.
Yeah, it looks like he's on a hoverboard Kind of like yeah, he's like basically coming down on a cushion of air And you get to the huge central base of the lighthouse And you all get to the bottom of the staircase and prepare for Roth's arrival And uh up and in front of you like on the spiral of the staircase that comes down to the base He sees you at the very base of the lighthouse and kicks off the wall Directly across from you and sails through the air and lands with like a huge crash right in front of you as the brickwork like waves out from him And he stands up to his full not that oppressive height two thirds of this group are much taller than rah And he looks at you tuck in the eyes and he says this ends now and his voice reverberates through the lighthouse That was a better one honestly than the last two you tried pretty cool. Yeah, that one was good And that's where we're good for this week tuck shit talking of villain I've been your game master shano her i'm joining me playing the half-eltrude paul operas Take everyone playing to comb and dome the barbarian of dual z's So i'm playing fat billy the half-link thief jusketai Bye Thank you to erin reed for our intro and outro music as always Thank you to our patreon supporters around the world if you would like to support the show join us at patreon.com Or speltlord or speltlord.com Money, please we have been doing some more streaming lately We got a monthly q&a and we're very soon going to start or maybe we've already started by the time this comes out Uh every alternating month we're doing live improvised episodes of lone tree hill using bully pulpit games First one was a lot of fun second one fingers crossed has been a lot of fun And uh you can get access to that and more on patreon.com slash speltlord Maybe drop us a review on iTunes if you want to we'd really love it and appreciate it have a great night Bye. I keep saying have a great night. Have a great whatever.
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