In our last episode, our adventurers discussed the probable futility of their mission as they walked through long stretches of orchard. Along the path, they passed several statues, and it soon became clear that these statues were once real people who had been turned to stone. With nothing to do but keep going, they pressed forward against many warnings, eventually finding themselves in a ring of apple trees, with a sign that read, Too Late, a pair of trees attacked a party with apples and axes. And day tried really hard to stop the fight.
I mean, really hard, I tried. But communication issues made it unavoidable. With great reluctance, the living trees were destroyed, leaving the party free to carry on through the forest. Welcome fellow traumas, to Legends of Jump.
I'm Kieran, I'm playing Weyland Beer, the human barbarian. My name's David, I'm playing Ichabod Pike, he's a human wizard. My name is Theron and I am playing Day, she is a human druid. And I am Hazel, and I'm a deer DM.
I have a good idea for a team name. Well. Not dead yet. I mean, yeah, that sounds good.
Especially with the later Zellipap. So you guys are standing in this road with two dead trees and a bunch of living trees. Oh, so positive. I walk around to the living trees apologizing for killing their friends.
Okay, you're not a rational. Mr. Elliott, what did you shout about that? Yeah.
The spear that seems to be made out of him though. No, it was separate. I check out that spear. Give it a spool spear because this is the second one.
If it still works. I check out that spear that you love, you want to eat one? Sure, you find it. It looks like spear.
I have magics to see, I think. Okay. I have a list of what magics look like when you see them. Yeah, I have to check magic for Paris, so I will cast it virtually.
The magic around this is it pulses a bit and it cycles through various colors like it starts being kind of red and like a red puffy pulsing cloud around it and it's just over to the blue and green. Okay. Does that indicate transportation magic to me? Yes.
Okay. That makes sense for a spear that can grow. So I grab it and I try and make it do things. Do you have to be attacking?
You can feel that there's something there, but you're not quite getting it. Let me try. Let me try something. Using a ritual, I'll do identify even that should tell me the properties and not use it.
Very cool. Can you use a spear? Yeah. A spear is my main method.
I'll show you the magic. A spear? And let you know the command word. It can go 120 feet.
Okay. What's the command word? Bonsai. Is that bonsai with an A or?
I think it's funny or it was a tree. I know a spear has a new name. The bonsai lands. Bonsai.
Bonsai. It's a big spear. Cool. I'm just gathering spears.
I think I have to leave my open behind at this point. I have my original one. You're walking around a farm full. It looks like firewood.
Yeah. I have to get to the door. Actually, I offer the original shitty old spear to wait. Do you want regular old spear?
Sure. I can throw it if I need to. Yeah. I see you decided to talk for a regular old spear.
So the tripping spear. Yeah. The tripping spear is useful. I missed with the regular spear.
Like 75% of my men. But what misses they were. I'll enchant my sight eventually. All right.
Did we get any kind of reading from the rusty app series? I'm not sure anybody thinks that should be taken back. It's just rusty old axe. Free for the taking if you want.
No, we have been venturing long enough that we have gear that we have discarded. We don't need to pick up every old thing. All right. You know, if you can buy gold, sell it for a good price.
I'm rusty. For two gold. The cane would handle this. We can always just pick a story.
The hag said. Make up a story. I pulled this rusty old axe out of the living tree. No, you need to make it enough.
That's actually an interesting point. Do I know whether wood from a tree that was animated is like a magical component or something? You can roll a nature for that. I think it's a 15.
Make yourself an iron loop. I'm going to. It's a 14. You're not certain.
It makes sense to you that I could have some magical properties. You cast a tech magic. There isn't anything magical about it. You're not getting a magical reading off of it.
Okay. But you think that if someone who knew how to use it worked it, they could do something that probably. Okay. Well, I can't just carry wood around.
So I guess it doesn't matter too much. If I was certain that it was valuable, I might take it and put it in my pack. Why are you carrying this gem on the tree? No.
It might be useful down the road somewhere. I know. Well, I have to run into the forest again. Actually, now it's starting to sound like a good idea.
You can drop the tree. What would be the point of bringing it into the first place? Okay. So you have a fancy new sphere.
And the carry on. All right. We have a vision. When the tree fell over, the path continued behind it is that?
Yes. The path continues behind it. You might have to struggle a bit to get around the corpse of this tree. But you get half the firewood.
You get half the firewood. And the orchard continues. And actually from the end of the grove where you exit, you can see in the distance another statue you're standing. I mean, well we knew it wasn't the tree's fault.
Yeah. Didn't try to turn us the stone. Can we see what it is? What?
Humor away the statue, man? From the distance you're at right now? No? If you would like to approach the center?
I don't know. I mean, you can roll for the perception if you want. I don't think we're afraid of approaching the other you weren't. No.
But you can roll your... It's all going on. Okay. As you get closer to it, it appears to be at first look some kind of demon.
But as you move closer, you pick up the traits of a demon tiefling, which most of you have only heard about. In books or in stories or what? In, well, YouTube both read. So you've definitely read about tieflings.
Okay. Does it have a sign saying like, you did it? What do I do? It does not.
In fact, as you approach it, it takes the tanker does in his hand and it brings it down whoever's near it. Who is that? I volunteer. I do think that it would probably be Wailing because before we were saying him, the front and the rest is behind.
Yeah. Rude. 22. That's a head.
That is nine damage. Wow. I need you to make a con say. Oh boy.
14? 14 makes it. Okay. You feel your muscles start to seize up a bit like they're stiff and hard to move, but you push through it.
Yeah. That was weird. Okay. So let's roll initiative.
Great. Wow. Okay. 15.
Ooh, there's a straight roll. It's one. I don't even want to age. And Wailing.
Don't let it. So if you could probably just stone his dachary of a tiefling, it took his tanker and whacked Wailing outside the head with it. Oh, frankly, that's acceptable. I'm going to fire across both of it.
Very good. 22 to hit for piercing damage. You're both hits. And it leaves, it hits and bounces off and you see a little section of impact with cracks going out from his shoulder where you hit him.
So it really looks like a statue? Yeah. I say to you it like hello. And I feel like producer playing my head as you know, are you a person or a statue?
I am here for the hacks. And then it says something infernal. I do. Oh, nerd.
I got that all for school. It says, and he will join us. He said it. He will jelly rush.
Thanks. I'm going to throw the fire at him. Oh, and it's almost definitely. And that's because he's made of stone a seven hits.
Yeah. Seven does not hit. Seven does not hit. Your fire goes wide and hits a pear tree.
That's not nice. Okay. That was rude. Cheap shots are mean.
So we're going to rage again. Nice. It's going to be so dull. Oh my god.
It's going to be so strange. It's going to take time to sharpen our weapons. Oh, wow. Eight.
Eight misses. Two and a three. I was like, I'm going to have to take care of this thing. I'm like, all right.
And I believe that was reckless. So it has a bento. That's you. That's an actually team.
It has now dropped as tanger. And you can see that it has like these long stone claws on his hands. That is tin damage. Five.
And I need you to make the conch space. Good. Ten. Ten does not say you are restrained until the end of your next turn.
Does he turn you into stone? Yes. You see his muscles cease up and he can't really move very well. Okay.
I see a little gray creeping along from where the claw hit. I feel as though it's important to describe the podcast the way that we got. And I both leaned over to look at our spell list. Looking for the screen.
They have a way against you and you are disadvantaged to attack. Your speed is zero. That much I can't. And you have disadvantage on deck saves.
Yeah, it's on the board, right? Yeah. But it doesn't say you can still attack. Okay.
You just can't move. So if you keep attacking recklessly, does it normal? Yeah. It already has advantage anyway.
Well, so yeah, it's cool. Lots to lose. I mean, lots. You can turn to stone.
Oh, yeah, there's that. Not from worthless attacks. You'll keep that in mind. That was really pretty nice.
Okay. So that was stone curse turn. So it brings us to the bottom. Okay.
I'm going to try race. I'm not going to try. I miss. I miss.
Your race shoots off and he's that same parrotry. You guys are really wearing well enough. I'm starting to think the parrotry is behind all this. Okay.
My turn? Yes, you're doing good. Okay. Oh, never mind.
I was going to do an earth tremor, but that's centered on me. It's not what I want at all. So I will step around so that I'm not going to hurt Wailie and cast that away. Okay.
So is it constant? The team? Yeah, that saves. Does it just saves?
Does it get disadvantaged? Because it's an out-of-the-shinging shatter. Never mind. Yeah.
Shit, I don't know. Yeah, that's a highlight as well. So it only takes three. Okay.
It's thunder damage if that matters. It might. It might hurt the... Okay.
Yeah. Yeah. It's not right. So we're going to take another swing and hold back and hit.
Alright, let's take a straight. It does not hit. It's going so well. We're going to do it.
I would say we can run, but... I can't. Wait, let's get it right. Can we just hack Wailie into the package?
I don't eat tea. Switch face. I just need both of them. Can we trade?
So that is my piece of slashing damage. And I need you to do it. Yeah. I'm not dead yet.
Okay. So is that half already or is it done too? That is not. Okay.
So if... Alright, I'm going to press on another range, sickness. Like this. That's a 20.
That hits. So that's going to do 14 poison damage. Nice. And that's going to be a little bit more.
Okay. So I'm going to press on another range, sickness. I'm going to press on another range, sickness. Like this.
That's a 20. That hits. So that's going to do 14 poison damage. And DC 13 con save.
So you see your ray hitting right in the chest. And it kind of just bursts over his body. And it seems unaffected. Okay.
Oh. That hurts. That hurts me. Well, it's your turn.
I'm not massively surprised by the way it hurts. It's made of stone. Yeah. Can I use mold earth to try and hurt it?
It's just a cantorith. I don't think so. I think that's specifically. It's dirt or stone that I can see within range that fits within a 5 foot cube.
I guess you could do something to it. I'm not sure you can do it. I actually don't think I can use it. Because you know, I wasn't trying to basically take his head off or something, but I don't think that'll work since it says that that's fairly certain.
No mind. I'm about 10 feet back from area. Yeah, it's just way limit front and we're still sort of in that same formation. I'm going to take a step back and use my new fancy aspier.
I'll say bonsai and I will almost end the list. This is a different spear. Natural one. Good job.
Yes. So amazingly your spear misses everything. This is the stone cursed. It goes past that paratrooper you guys keep hitting and it extends back as far as you can see.
It's suddenly just right back and it's the same length it was before. Okay. Wait, wait a minute. 12 misses.
Yup. And it is once again going to attack you. Yup. That is an 18.
Yup. Oof. Well, the mid-child. I need to get a connoisse.
That'll fail. How that will do. It's how I can tell for your expression. Natural one.
Natural one. Great. That's just exactly what you wanted. Absolutely.
That patch of the ray. What if our party name is the natural ones? That works. That's fantastic.
Holy crap. Okay. Maybe just need to stop the lake on this notebook. I feel like it's making it stop.
That works too. That works too. It'll overflow this again. So the gray that hit the floor starts to move across your body until you are completely encased in stone and you are petrified.
Okay. Have a look guys. So you are solid stone. Your weight is increased by a factor of 10 and you are no longer Asian.
Hey. Good news. Yeah. Your incapacitated which is somewhere else.
You can't move or speak. You're unaware of your surroundings. The fact is you have advantage. You automatically fail strength indexary save throws.
It comes out. You have resistance to all damage. Oh that's nice. You're immune to poison and disease.
Incompacitated. So you can't take actions or reactions. Yeah. But I guess you take a bonus action.
So you can't. I think that in that case action means both. Yeah. The only reason why this is 70%.
Oh. To realize it all over. Here both. Oh.
So it is decabostor. Fantastic. This is working out exactly as I can plan. I'm going to hit with the crossbow.
I'm going to back up a little first. I'm going to hit it with the crossbow. Alright. Now I just hit.
Your bolts. Slice out. And that poor pear tree. That pear tree is looking really rougher now.
Okay. The light is all into the ground. It's all into the ground. It's a sports market.
Crossbows. It's false in it. It is your turn, Jane. Okay.
I take another like 5 foot step back and I turn into a boar. Right? And I start running out of it. But I can't actually attack because that's an action.
Okay. Actually, no. What I want to do is I turn into a boar and then I want to go over and pick up the tankard. And sort of toss it out of the way.
Okay. Just in case. You can do that. I can't attack.
I can pick up the tank. Okay. So I do that. Okay.
So what if I can't do anything? The stone cursed is going to turn on this new boar and attack it. There's a 19 hit. Yes.
Yes. A 19 hits. That is 10 damage. A syllable or?
And I need to make a constant. No. Four. Or does not make it.
You are like a strange? Yep. Okay. Am I next to it?
Yes. Yes. Okay. If I wasn't next to it, I'd be screwed.
Yes. You are next to it and we'll be able to attack on your next turn. I started like frantically running and I think about trying to get like maybe run away. But I don't think he understands more.
Sounds like a furl. Let's take a bod's turn. I'm going to back up some more. Actually, I will back up my full distance 30 feet and then fire the crossbow bolt at it.
19. A 17 hits. A seven piercings. You're both hit it.
You're like a center of his chest and he just starts to break and fracture outward and it falls into rubble on the ground. Do I have to make another save? You do not have to make another save. I don't think it doesn't tell me to give you another save.
Does that change the state of wailen restraint until the end of your next turn? It does not change the state of wailen. Damn it. Fantastic.
Okay. A little time passes and I can move. Basically? Yeah, it's just a change of return.
Okay. So the gray starts fading. We can move in easily. I go and grab that shinkard that I'm interested in and cast a magic.
Is it? Is that what started it on wailen or is it really just a nature? The taker is not magical. Not magical.
Okay. You can't carry him. Ten times more than he did before? He's not usually out wanting everyone else.
You know what? I am going to use Identify as a ritual. Yiva. And this tells me properties on a creature or object.
Okay. I'm just seeing if I can determine the state and any information about the spell. It doesn't necessarily reveal duration or anything like that. It would just be things like if the effect was created by a spell, I know the creating spell, the determine spell is affecting the target.
So it might just be a very general idea. Yeah. So you're looking at wailen and he is petrified. The application was not created by any spell.
Can you go to Monion or Conan? Yeah, sure. 17. So you can tell by looking at him through your Identify spell that these energies that are on him aren't permanent.
You can see them slowly breaking down, but you can't get a good read on Alan the page for him to recover really, but you can tell that he is going to. Okay. Can we like camp here and observe and see if it's going to be like not 100 years? Certainly do that if you want to.
Well, I'm going to take out my Leland self-correcting text. I hope it's stringed too. Stuck on the back. Might as well be comfortable.
So you guys are going to hang out and camp and watch Leland? Yeah. Anything else you're going to do while you're doing that? No.
I think that mostly there's a long awkward, sad silence where we're not saying we can't do this without Leland. So you guys sit around and several power fasts. If either of you want to do a checkup with Identify or Defect Magic, you can do that to see if any of the energies have changed. Sure.
Yeah, I'll detect my check. Okay. You can see the effects of the transmutation magic. And as you're watching this board, you can see the Spora, the cloudy puffiness of it, is just slowly coming in, it's reducing in size.
Okay. You didn't look at him with a before, so you don't know what size it was before, but it seems to be slowly getting smaller. So you think that will be fine after like a total of 24 hours. It's been about six hours so far.
Okay. So I guess we should just camp. What I'm going to do is if we're not expecting anything to come, we've been here for six hours and nothing else has come to attack us. Okay.
Then I'm going to summon my spirit totem and like right in our area, sort of, if the real unicorn appears. And I'm going to cast, I don't think it's going to work, but I'm going to cast a cure wounds on Stoney Whalen. And the healing is increased by the unicorn, basically. It's it.
It speeds up healing. Okay. Go ahead and roll for your two wounds and tell me what the result is. Eight.
Eight. Whalen, you kill eight hit points. You are still still still. That's the result.
That's like seven. And the unicorn chills with us for, I think, an hour. Cool. I'm going to try to go to the other one.
I'm going to try to chase. Probably. Or at least I'd be very disciplined in the same way. Okay.
You guys have been sitting around for a while and you took a while to travel to get here. So it's getting dark. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. A little bit of long rest in. Okay. Very super journey.
Summer. That's a little bit of work. Yeah. Don't get that death state better anymore.
Are you far enough? I'm going to use the weapon passive. I want to use the weapon passive. And we're inside of safe bubble, I think, right?
Or is it just a tenth of a direction? It's not the same as the high. It is similar. Love me the high.
Who's that? He. So as you're sleeping in the night, you hear this strange humming sound outside. Like a musical humming?
Yeah. Kind of a musical humming. Okay. I think that I wake up, pick a bod and say, do you hear that?
You do. I do. It is not enough to wake you, but now that you are awake, you can clearly hear it. In fact, you guys can see some shifting lights coming in from outside of the tent as well.
Passing through the material. I'll look out there, see what's causing the light. So what you see are these small floating orbs that are just all moving around in the air and near your tent. And when the tent opens, they all swell.
Zzzz! Wait, let me go. I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm scared. I'm scared. They are also all surrounding Wayland. Yes, they should be.
Wayland is really interesting. Cool. Okay. I think about it.
Seven. Eight. 13. Do I recognize what these things are?
I rolled a 19. I don't know what to add to it because are they magic? Are they natural? They are magic.
It would be or con. 21? One. Nice rolls.
No idea. No idea what they are. Did you roll a natural? No.
No idea. I try. I try. I try talking to them and say are you going to hurt us?
Our friend is hurt. She's stoned. They do not seem to respond to you. They just continue to float around.
Coming into the tent. They are floating around you inside the tent now. I don't think those are the tent. You can try it.
If they are considered a swarm, it doesn't matter. I close the tent again. I close the tent again. I close the tent again.
I don't want it to be completely packed with these things. Wait, they are attacking Weyland too? Great. I will do something.
I need you to make the wisdom safe. Great. I need you to make the wisdom safe. Great.
I need you to make the wisdom safe. I will get to that in the end. It is near turns going after a day in Ichabod. I need you to make the wisdom safe for us.
You make... Oh fuck. Really? Like skip odd number sessions from now on.
Why? Well it's completely unaware of the surroundings at the moment because these petro fods are... I don't know. You're not anymore.
Oh good! You are standing... it kind of looks like the forest, but there are far fewer trees, it's more sparse. And there are these giant rabbits just hopping around through the forest.
Double stone. This is acid. And in front of you is that same person you saw the night before you left. For just you...
You sleep in my bed? And... No, no, no bunnies. What is this?
Make a hallucination check. She's still have weird dark crying and that symbol shows up on your chest again. Glowing bright. You guys can tell me that one too.
And strangely speaking in your voice she says... Pick a button. You are no longer in the tent. You see they seem somewhat similar to my lens.
Weyland is not there. I'm dying rabbits. The strange creature is not there, but there are giant rabbits hopping around through the forest. That's really...
And you hear these wagon wheels turning. And in front of you, this carp piers. And the merchant is there driving past you. I'll run up to him.
Wait! Stop! He ignores you, but you can really run up and follow alongside. He's not moving too fast.
We'll hop up or whatever you feel like doing. Yeah, I'll hop right up there. Okay. So you hop up next to him.
You kind of have to push this flower-covered book that's sitting there off to the side. Before you sit down. Flower isn't baking or flower. No, it's baking flour.
Okay. I'll take a look at the book. Okay. The title of the book is Winter's Heat.
Right. No, sorry. Heat's over Winter, actually. And just roll me a straight-up intelligence check.
I told you. I told you. 18. So you kind of remember this book.
This is the book that was sitting on the table whenever you woke up that morning before you left. And your mother had a kitchen in disarray. But again. Yeah, so it's probably why it has flower on it.
And you remember seeing this book. You're too occupied with your mom at the time to take too much note of it. But you remember seeing it and thinking back, you remember having seen your mother being in the past before. And it's been so long that you've forgotten that this book even existed until recently.
I hope this is under 50 shades book. I'm gonna- It sounds like an environment. I'm gonna pull it open and start paging through. Okay.
You've opened it up. All the pages are blank. Oh. So if I- Nothing in it.
Okay. I will- I will continue trying to interact with the merchant. What is this place? Where are we?
What happened to those- those light creatures? What's this book? Why is it here? As you're going forward, he just kind of sits there looking straight ahead and not answering you.
Kind of like he doesn't even hear you. But you see this man approaching you. And make a perception check. Wow.
Really that seventh. He looks somewhat familiar to you, but from where he is, you can't quite figure out who it is. Uh, let's get back to date. Okay.
You are standing there surrounded by these forms of light. Actually, I think I'm probably still sitting on the ground. Okay. But yeah.
Sit around by these forms of light. You can't see wailing anymore. But you can see Ichabod next to you. Uh huh.
Not moving. Just kind of in some kind of trance. Just sitting there. Okay.