In our last episode, our adventurers came upon another stone statue in their path, but unlike the previous ones, this one attacked them. And after a long battle, Waylyn was turned to stone. Unable to move Waylyn from where he stood, Ichabod and Day set up camp on the road to wait. During the night, Waylyn and the Tinch were sworn by tiny balls of light.
Ichabod and Waylyn immediately succumbed and found themselves in a world with giant rabbits, the merchant, the strange woman from Waylyn and the dreams, and Mad Marley. Meanwhile Day remained awake in our world, finding off the effect of the mindlight until she too finally succumbed. We join her now to await her reaction to the giant bunnies. Welcome, fellow travelers to Legends of Chill.
I'm Kieran, I'm playing Waylyn Beer, the human barbarian. My name's David, I'm playing Ichabod Pike, he's a human wizard. My name's Theron and I am playing Day, she is a human druid. And I am Hazel, and I'm a deer DM.
So you're no longer in the tent. You are an a forest, but it doesn't look like the same forest. The trees are much more sparse here, there's a lot more open ground. And in front of you is this big 40-foot tall.
It looks like a child's toy. It's like, looks like it's made of wood and then it's painted with these bright colors, these reds and yellows, these blues and greens. Some of it has been cracked in this a bit faded, but it's still mostly there. And it's vaguely in the form of a person.
There's this big round body, you can kind of see where hands are painted along the side. But they're just painted, they're not carved or anything, they're just part of the body and painted on. And then there's a section where the neck goes in a little bit and there's a big round top that is where the head is. And the face is painted and there's hair painted along the sides.
It looks like giant 40-foot tall doll, basically. It's kind of something doll. So basically what I'm picturing is a snowman who like two circles. Yeah, kind of.
But made of wood and painted. Yeah, and the first circle is kind of a blog. And the second circle is much smaller on top. It is fairly like a snowman.
OK. Does it seem to be a threat? It's just standing there at the moment. OK.
I look at the rest of my surroundings then if it's not moving. There are giant rabbits hopping all over the place. So OK. And make a perception check.
I think eight. You see this dark figure in the distance. It's kind of boxy, maybe it's a cart or something. It seems to be heading your direction.
OK. I think that what I do is if the big creaking toy doesn't do anything, I go over to one of the rabbits and I ask it, where am I? OK. It looks at you.
And it says in your voice, where am I? OK. It's due first. I slowly reach forward to pet it.
Like I don't want to be threatening. So I very slowly try and pet it. OK. You do so.
And when you pet it, it hops away slightly. I'm just... I keep holding my hand out. It's OK.
We're friends. I think that I might have a snippet of food gesture with my fingers. A little small snippet of food for it. But it comes over and it looks at your hand.
I hold it out. I say I don't actually have food. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to lie.
It hops away. OK. That was nothing. I look back at the toy.
Do I recognize it? Like is it a weird giant version of one of the toys I grew up with or one of Sammy's toys or something? Oh. Is it like the doll that we saw that was in the graveyard?
I remember that being like a rag. Yeah, it's like a rag doll. This is different. It's like a giant balloon pin that's been painted.
I'd say yes. This is like something that you've seen before. OK. These little wooden dolls.
The interesting thing about these dolls is that they have other dolls inside of them. Oh, it's a matroschka doll? Yes. OK.
Is that the word that we use for them in-world? Or is that just what I'm going to say? It is the word we use in this room. OK.
It has an initiative card. I don't like that at all. Do I see a latch? You do not see it very much.
OK. You do see that it has taken a bit of interest in you because as you move with the rabbit, it has turned slightly up based towards you. So moving on, we're going to take a bite. You two arrive together.
And about the time that you meet, you see in the distance suddenly, this giant 40-foot-tall doll appear in the distance. Do you see that? I wish I didn't. OK.
Just small blessings. We both see it. So that's all right. This place is weird, man.
Agreed. This is more than just this place is weird. The most hovering up above your card also is that strange woman with the skeletal wings and just black tears streaming from her face and down her arm. Is she with you?
I think so. She opens up the shirt and shows up the sheet of Lee on his jettison's. She has this on her hand. And I think we're related.
Hopefully, this just not going to make sense. No. I think she's some kind of angel, but a really weird angel. She points into the distance towards the intro to the line.
And she says, advance to battle. That's really unsettling. She told me to focus and I can make this weird light thing so I guess I'm just going to keep listening to her and start walking towards it all. Yeah, that makes the most sense at this point.
It is at least an objective. Yeah. I mean, if I do that, I'm going to go pet a bunny. What are the professor and Matt Morley doing?
So the professor at this point has turned away from looking forward. He's not interested in any more. He's turned over backwards and he's rummaging through the carts and he's like pulling out books and opening them up and looking at them. That's not again.
I'm tossing you aside. Professor, what is this book? What is this? He takes a look at it.
He looks like an... Ah, this is what I've been looking for. Twelve waves to skin a dragon. He starts opening it.
Oh, yes. Ha. Thank you. Wait, but what is this?
I'm not seeing this twelve waves to skin a dragon. I'm seeing it as he to winter. Winter? I've never heard of that before.
Was it not? Is it not? Is it any good? I don't know.
I just found it here. I remember seeing it before in my mom's kitchen. Oh. I'm just curious why are we seeing different things on this book?
Your mom has a book. You think she's going to see it to me? This is very productive. Please, you hold on to this.
Thank you. That's all the ways it's going to drag you. That's not great. I'm going to cast Maycham.
Maycham. Maycham. Maycham. Maycham.
I'm going to go to the beach. I'm going to go to the beach. She cast Maycham. That's true.
And take the reins and turn the wagon around to go back in the direction of the doll. If I can. Okay. So you take the reins and pull on them.
And they just kind of drift over and don't really do anything. Like it doesn't seem like they're attached to the horses at all. Oh, okay. Like you pull on them and it suddenly like there's like this gap where there's nothing between where the reins are or the horses are.
You can kind of push it forward and they'll meet again and you pull it back and move it. It's not connected at all. But you are hidden in that direction. Okay.
Well, is this a Bethesda game? I'm going to go to the beach. Yeah. So, Dave, you look into the distance and you see something moving your direction.
What do I see? Make a perception check. 23. So what you see, you see a sheep with some multicolored wool.
Like rainbow wool? Like rainbow wool. And on his back riding on it, he's your brother Sammy. Okay.
And he has a couple of knitting needles in his hands. And right from his wool, he is knitting the scarf which is trailing back behind him. Sammy doesn't know how to knit. That's weird.
Pretty strange. Okay. Where are we? The rabbit didn't know.
Oh hi, Dave. Are you talking to rabbits again? Yeah. You know me, kiddo.
Yeah. You like talking to those animals. It's pretty weird. What is the sheep want to say?
So, like I said, where are we? And it said, like, in the same old voice as me. Where are we? Okay.
Well, what about the sheep I'm riding? That one? Yeah. I turn my attention to that sheep and I say, sheep.
Where are we? It looks up at you and it says, ooh. Does Sammy also react with the startlement? No.
She's not moved. I'm saying, saying, ooh to you. Sammy just hears normal sheep noise. Oh, so it's like saying, ooh.
It's not moving. I say, sheep don't move. It goes. It gets to chew and some cut.
It says, ooh. I'm confused. Sammy. Yeah.
It said, move. Like a person would. That's, that's weird. Why do you do that?
I don't know. It won't tell me. I probably just don't want to talk to you for some reason. It's better than talking back to me in my own voice though.
Yeah, I guess. Did you say the startlement start finding it? Is anybody neat? It is.
I didn't know that you knew how to knit. Oh sure, I know how to knit. Well, that's really great, buddy. Thanks.
What's that big guy you got behind you? I'm real scared of it, kiddo. It looks like you've become the play with. It's too, it's, it's big.
It's too big. It's too, it's too big, Sammy. Well, well, I don't know. Bigger's better, right?
The bigger it is, the more fun it is to play with. You can climb on that thing for days. Have it all kinds of fun. I mean, I don't know.
Like, a really big lizard is a dragon. No, I guess that's right. Still, it looks pretty friendly. Maybe I'll need it a sweater.
I'm sure it would like that. If it, if it likes things. Yeah. How do I need to get some more sheep though?
Then suddenly around him and you, there are a lot of these rainbow colored sheep. How did you do that? And Sammy is already half finished with a giant sweater. How did you do that?
I just need a sweater for that, that thing. But it was so fast. And where did the sheep all come from? I've been working on this sweater for weeks.
I sit down on the ground. And I say, I don't think that I am connected to the world anymore. It looks like you're connected to it. You're sitting right on it.
But I think I've got to go and go eat something. It's been, you know, been a few hours since I've eaten anything. I'm sure Dad and Paula got something good for me. Do you want to come too?
I can't. I have to keep being on this quest. I'm not going to do that. I have to keep being on this quest.
Okay. Well, have a good time. Bye. Bye Sammy.
And all the sheep disappear, except for the one that Sammy's riding on. Sammy rides off into the sunset. Okay. And so he's outside.
I stay sitting on the ground. Just for a little while. Okay. And I see, I see the cart coming.
You see the cart coming. Okay. Alright. Then I'm going to, I'm going to send up one more shower of pyrotechnics.
Just to see if it gets anything or anyone's attention. Okay. You see that. Okay.
So you can kind of focus on this cart a bit better, especially since it's coming towards you. Okay. I see it. I produce one in my hand and just send it up into the air.
Okay. So you guys see that? No. And as you send up these sparks, the metruica behind you starts to move.
And it's moving towards you. And let's just have everybody roll a nice initiative. What where, I already like, I did my hit points for the night and also I'm not completely sure where on the same plane of existence. So where do we stand there?
Am I back at 17 or am I at full? You are wherever you were before. If you want to say that you took a short rest while you were waiting. I didn't make it that far.
Okay. Okay. Okay. 14.
I changed it. I think about 22. I'm trying on my torshka. Oh, I'm trying on my torshka.
I'm trying to figure out where the angry eye drips now. I forgot you do those when you took notes like that. It's been a while since you posted them. 14 also.
I have a plus two. That's not where you went. She said it was straight. So we will go for it.
So if you're not here right, we didn't wind up getting in a long rest. Right. You haven't achieved a long rest. Okay.
Okay. You know, I feel this. I'll say you did. I guess you guys have any rest.
You guys can have a full rest. So you have your spells and your hit points and have your hit dice. Not that I have to tell you. Can you do that?
I'm a really reminder about the hit dice was nice. And when we are done with that, it will be a give us turn first. You're probably about 60 feet away from day in the first time. You can probably see from day out.
Standing there in front of it. Hey, I'm trying to move to work here. All right. It was so successful the last time.
I'm going to hit it with a ray of sickness. 21. 21 hits. 8 poison damage.
And a DC 13. Poison is in the E. Okay. Okay.
It splashes against the figure. And do you see where it hits like a little flick away? But it doesn't seem to have done anything to it really. Okay.
I'm just supposed to be with us prior. Yeah, not the good ones. I forgot. The good, you're getting the good first spells until level 5 anyway.
Wait, I'm just being shit. Yeah. Come on. It's the second time to do nothing.
I mean, it's pretty iffy. It's probably the thing that the most famous art is you. When it works. Oh, yeah.
It was the case. It's too big of an equal. So since I forgot this, we will have her go now. What did you forget?
Oh. That's very helpful. She's on our side. Really helpful.
The angel like being with Waylon. Kind of flies forward. Fly 90 feet. Wow.
She gets right up in there. She wants to. Now I believe we're going to watch these and have a thousand for ourselves. As we like, ineffectively throw small things at this monster.
Like faces. All it means. Sorry, but totally bad one. So she flies up to it.
And you see this pulse of black energy and her skeletal wings actually grow a bit larger and more detailed. And I need me to make the person's savings. Probably mean to that anyway. They are.
Oh, they don't fail that. The mottie-o-shco-hole to the seven. Mine is five. Mine is five.
So they are frightened. That's nice. So Waylon's turn. He's going to tell him to move up to it.
And that's it. It's 30. Did you skip the button? No, I think about it right past the resistance.
Right. It is day's turn. I am going to cast. This could be dangerous.
Can I ask a question real quick? Are we continuing to move forward on the cart? Yes. Would the cart cover 30 feet and then Waylon cover the next 30 feet to close the distance?
Right now I'm saying kind of basically thinking that the cart has already gone or last. And so you were sitting at the beginning of this and you were really close to that. So again, where's the answer? Okay.
Okay. I thought it was something not dangerous. So I'll do that. I'm going to cast Fairy Fire on the doll.
Okay. So it gets to make a duck safe. I'm sure it's great at this. He lived.
Okay, it fails. So it sheds dim light and all attacks against it have advantage. All attacks against it have advantage. For a few minutes, as long as I can concentrate.
Oh, that's nice. Yeah. And it can't become invisible. Just like that by eye.
Okay. All right. Is the Trusheau's turn. It is the little frightened of the creepy thing flying around this face.
We are. So it's going to try to avoid that. So it's going to bend down and its mouth opens up and it is going to try to eat today. TV.
Yes. Okay. Oh boy. It's going to be a little bit more than the longest.
It's most familiar with you. So disadvantage and natural one. Great. So it just kind of slams down right down to the ground next to you.
It's just like this big crater and you have to stumble around a bit to not lose your footing. Okay. You managed to stay on your feet. That's horrible.
Oh, it isn't even right. Oh, I just missed that. I was looking at damaging communities. Typically, they're going to be in the place.
Right. Yeah. It's a construct. It's not frightened anymore as well.
Next. So the cart does move closer. You're within about 30 feet now is the Davis turn. So she.
I have advantage. Yeah. Every strike right for a minute. For a minute.
So she's going to attack. 13 and after one. That's me on on it saying like it be. 13 plus Pete.
What hits? Three plus three slashing damage. No, no bludgeon. It's nice.
Plus 20 in a chronic damage. It's a pretty angel. As for me say, it's just burst with this black energy which just starts tricking like black lines down. And then throws good and making paints like off.
Not sure. She's actually just demon. All right. 20 down.
I'm going to go 40 to go. Not 500 to go. Just take 110. There's only three of us.
I know how many of you there are. No worry. You're very worried about it. I'm really worried.
So think about it's your turn. I'm going to half of the cart at this point. I don't know what these fellas are doing. But it's called out.
Use the stick. Use the stick. Okay. I'll use my crossbow bolt six.
One to smile. You can crossbow. 13. 13 misses.
Okay. Yeah. Your bolt just flies right towards it and splinters into pieces. Wait a minute.
I'm going to turn. Okay. Since I ran up to a last. That one's caught.
Hey. 18. 18. Yep.
18 just hits. Oh wait. Just hits. That is non-nautical slashing damage.
Okay. You hit it with your sights and it just doesn't seem to do anything. It's just like, is this double? Well.
Yeah. I'm going to have to sharpen it. Okay. I'm going to have to sharpen it.
I just didn't think to sharpen other people's tools. No, it was stone. It was stone. Okay.
It's dazed right now. All right. So I want to use earth tremor, but in like a sort of unusual way. Because it's so big.
How big would you say it is at the base? Pretty big. It's sweetly tall. It's probably like 20, 25 feet around the base.
Okay. Well, earth tremor is a 10 foot radius. So what do you think? But I could get the whole base of it.
Yeah. Cool. It's enough. Okay.
So it's dangerous. It's dangerous. But I would like it to be sort of stuck in the ground. Okay.
It's possible because it turns into rupture rings. I want to sort of turn into mud and shake her down a couple of inches. Okay. So I cast that under her and she has to make a deck safe.
Okay. That is a nine. Okay. So typically she would be taking three bledgeoning damage and being knocked prone.
But I would really like her to knock the knocked prone and just sort of be stuck for a time. Until she couldn't get out or something. But I think that's the thing done by spell is some magical bledgeoning damage. I think yes.
And you just want her to be restrained for a time? Yeah. I want her to basically have to spend time breaking out of it if she's going to dive down to try and eat anyone else. Well, I think mostly that that would be strained for movement speed and not really for ability to peck out people like a chicken or a regular eater.
Okay. Yeah. But I mean if she's 40 feet tall. Yes.
It's been real. It's her turn. It's her turn. Oh wait, you know, I would like to get further away.
No, it's her turn. How far away are you? I'm going to go. Yeah, I'm going to go my 30 feet.
And I was probably a little distant from her to start because I started right next to her. But then I went over to chase a bunny. Well, if you move out of her range, she's going to get an opportunity attack. I don't know what her range is.
So I'm going to say I'm probably going from being 20 feet away from her. You never want her range is either. Probably her height. Since she goes like this.
Yeah. Yeah. Probably. Okay.
So we're going outside that. I am going to give her disadvantage on her attacks until she breaks free of this that she just do so. Okay. Okay.
So that's I rolled a 10 plus 15 is 25. What? What? Do I in that moment recognize that she has a plus 15?
I get some sort of other plane of the knowledge. Yes. Then I shall why are we finding this? She told me to.
I'm going to die. You were swallowed. Oh, do I take damage? No.
Nice. So, what if the next victim you've swallowed? Oh, god. If your angel is torn concentration checks are really weird in this case.
You did take any damage. I'd say I need to make this check. I like at least it's a ten. I need to make it lose a ten.
That makes sense. Because it's probably pretty distracting to be swallowed. I can make exactly ten. Okay.
We're good. Yeah. And the angel will attack. That hits.
And so they deal with it. Adding river back to the image is another 22. And it brings us around to the goodbye. Well, I trust Professor Morentil, even though he's a lunatic.
I'm going to use the Wanda Para techniques at the doll. Okay. See if it doesn't hurt. Nope.
Okay. My sparkle is around the doll. To add to the ones that I already did. Perfect.
That was my goal. Wait. That was real effective. He's still caught up on the trying to look at himself since apparently the site is useless right now.
I don't know. She has wings. So he's going to try to focus on his back and maybe try to manifest something himself. I don't know.
I don't know. Okay. What do you do? Maybe I'll just check.
Well. He'll heal a little something on the back. Do you think? I just need to switch him down.
But you think he might be something else. You're not sure. Okay. Totally.
So. Dang. Oh great. You enter the space.
Huh? And it is completely dark. Am I falling? You are not falling.
Am I helpful for something? You are standing on something. Am I standing on something's head? I've reduced my hand and laid up the area.
You are not standing on something's head. You seem to be standing on a solid face. But you do see that there is a metrosica in front of you. A smaller one?
A smaller one. This one is not gargantuanized. They are huge size. So still far bigger than you are.
Okay. What would you like to do? I think. Well, what is the space around me?
Is it limited or am I in like a new plane? Basically. You. So the space is big enough for the huge metrosica and another creature of that size.
So it's enough space for two huge creatures. So you have not very big. The decent amount of space. But it's not huge amount of space.
I think I'm going to make myself too swallowable. I feel like there is eventually going to be one that I can fight. You're going to make yourself swallowable. Yeah.
BBQ sauce. Whatever it takes. Okay. One and 18k.
So you're working on putting yourself in perfect placement and perfect laxity to get swallowed. Yes. Okay. So.
I would cast grief on myself if I had it. Suddenly confusing. Do you want to like separate us to a different initiative? No.
That's fine. But isn't it really interesting to turn next? So let's just keep it as the outside one first. So this one has been beaten on by the Deva.
So it's going to try to swallow that. I'm big is it? I'm going to get squished if it gets swallowed. The Deva is just medium sized.
So taking the inside is a bit terrifying. I guess. Yeah. So that's a natural 20 plus 15.
So. That's idea. Yes. So suddenly.
The I'm not sure you know that's related to whalen. It's just this creamy thing that's been flying around. It's suddenly in this room with you and it looks around. I waved.
It looks at me. It looks at you and it says, you are with him. You must help us. So I'm going to try to eat you and you're going to let it so I'll just say you give Swell a little bit.
Okay. Bye. What do you mean? Hey, wait a second.
The day is going to look around and it is going to disappear from the space and it's going to be if you're back outside from the first day and it's going to hit the one that's been hitting with its two attacks. I need to make a saving throw for your jump to retain your concentration. I do. So this is a little attack for that advantage.
It's a little plus something. There's a lot of damage that doesn't mean that. There's a little 17 points of damage this time. Okay.
I'm not sure that day is there yet but I'm real worried about what I'm going to find on the other side of the thing. So that's it's turn. Get your boss turn. Okay.
I'm going to hit with an acid splash. That'll sound like a counter. Yes. Say of DC 13.
Well, the thing is I didn't see. Four acid damage. Oh. She's not a way.
weight 17. Yes. Does it do anything. It does.
You see it hit the front of this creature and you see a lot of the paints start to peel away from the wood where the acid hits. Now, here's the interesting thing. I can target two creatures within five feet of each other. I target but one of the inside as well has to cover.
Okay. So do you can't be targeted by anything else? That's good because there's some sort of creepy angel demon out there. Wait, um, that's just a test.
Just a test. I'm really good at that. You are. Uh, 16.
16 misses. You hit it and tippish kind of jams into the wood a little bit. You take a little while to jerk it out. You don't think that damage really did much to me.
Yes, I'm just like it. Take comfort in knowing if you had hit it. You also wouldn't have hit it. That was the truth.
Day. You are in darkness or you would be behind the fire. I guess so. Uh, before you is a metroschka.