S1E12: Things To Do In Denver When You're Undead Pt. 1

Greetings, delicious humans!Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. It’s a genuinely evil corporation. But that doesn’t mean they don’t care when employees go missing. Even if said employees are implacable digging machines implanted with human “pilots” or bewitched mole people.In this episode, Winifred heads to Denver to see what exactly is going on. And it ain’t good. Or rather, it’s The Good.-~*~-Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated.Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium.Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you.Sex. Drugs. Rock ‘n roll. Even oat milk lattes.So it’s time to fight the good fight — with some good, old-fashioned evil.Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/Perceive us at Instagram, Bluesky, and Tumblr. Now on Slasher as well.Digital frippery is available at Gumroad. Zines. Encouragement. Cocktail recipes!And we are infinitely grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi.Thank you for putting up with this for twelve whole episodes. We can't question your loyalty. Just your taste.